yeah, let´s talk on my favourite topic: FOOOOD !!
i like my steaks medium ...mmmmh.

:ticking::ticking::duh::duh: I hate red meat. We're talking about Penis!

PENIS!!!

I have not been on this site for a while... I am glad to see the new topics. Sometimes I forget that you could say whatever it is that your heart desires. At first I was shocked at the word "PENIS" inlarged on the site. Oh wait, it is the internet not the radio or TV or whatever. I love red meat. Pork is concidered red meat even though there is that commercial that says PORK the other white meat. I have never had beef or PENIS I should say.

PENIS!!! :duh:

VORHAUT !!!!!

the foreskin of a tiger´s one-eyed trouser snake..

EW! Poor thing.

But yea, I'm sure your kid and her friend are talking about penis. Like fo sheazy. Like yea...

:o:wow: ..ahhh man, that's just so wrong.....although, there are a few men out there that would probably deserve such a fate.:o

I can name about 100 off the top of my head..

gonna vom

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Originally posted by poobs I can name about 100 off the top of my head..

me too....ok, who's first?

COACH IVO!!! :D

and how about ...wait a minute, I can't say that.:duh:

Oh yes you can..:D

7cut - that's gross! Is it really a tiger's foreskin? Poor cat!
Here Kitty , kitty, kitty.

yes, it is. that reminds me of that Monty Python song...."inflammation of the foreskin reminds me of your smile,..." haha. right, the "medical love song":

Inflammation of the foreskin
reminds me of your smile
I've had ballanital chancroids
for quite a little while
I gave my heart to NSU
that lovely night in June
I ache for you my darling
and I hope you get well soon.

My penile warts, your herpes
my syphilitic sores
Your moenelial infection
how I miss you more and more
You dobie's itch, my scrumpox
our lovely gonorrhea
At least we both were lying
when we said that we were clear

Our syphilitic kisses
sealed the secret of our tryst
You gave me scrotal pustules
with a quick flickof your wrist
Your trichovaginitis
sent shivers down my spine
I got snail tracks in my anus
when your spirochetes met mine.

Gonococcal urethritis, streptococcal ballinitis,
Meningo myelitis, diplococcal cephalitis,
Epididimitis, interstitial keratitis,
Syphalitic choroiditis, and anterior u-ve-i-tis.

My clapped out genetalia
is not so bad for me
As the complete and utter failure
every time I try to pee.
My doctor says my buboes
are the worst he's ever seen
My scrotum's painted orange
and my balls are turning green.

My heart is very tender
though my parts are awful raw
You might have been infected
but you never were a bore
I'm dying of your love my love
I'm your spirochaetal clown
I've left my body to science
but I'm afraid they've turned it down.

Gonococcal urethritis, streptococcal ballinitis,
Meningo myelitis, diplococcal cephalitis,
Epididimitis, interstitial keratitis,
Syphalitic choroiditis, and anterior u-ve-i-tis.