some of my favorite quotes
STEWART: You're on CNN. The show that leads into me is puppets making crank phone calls.
STEWART: ... is that the news organizations look to Comedy Central for their cues on integrity.
and
CARLSON:I want to contrast our questions with some questions you asked John Kerry recently.
STEWART: If you want to compare your show to a comedy show, you're more than welcome to.
\"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity and I\'m not sure about the former.\"
-Albert Einstein