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Autumn sleeps through the fire alarm and dies in big pixled flames. awwww

[Edited on 19-10-2004 by happysmilely]

and... her ghost comes back to haunt .net

Us old-timers have a protective shield around us..Nothing can touch us..Not fire..Not hurricanes..Not annoying posters..Nothing..:duh:

so who is the old timers? can I join ?


oh it's raining FUN!!!! I love the rain!!!

I was at Disneyland one time and the fire alarm went off, but I slept right through it. I was quite confused when I woke up.

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Originally posted by happysmilely oh it's raining FUN!!!!

I wanna go somewhere where it's raining fun!!! It only rains water and men around here..

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Originally posted by EvilMotivator I was at Disneyland one time and the fire alarm went off, but I slept right through it. I was quite confused when I woke up.

Uhhh..Huh? :duh:

It's so hard to wake you up. I've tried. You have to wake up on your own because nothing else works. Even after you wake up, you are in like a half-asleep state where people talk to you but you only listen to like half of it. Or you wake up on your own, pretend you're asleep for like 20 minutes and listen to people's convos. You crazy. I said "like" a lot in this post. Like, crazy.

I "like" when Brody kinda sorta wakes up in the middle of the night and his eyes are all out of focus and he's mumbling stuff about light sabers and duals.. Or when he farts in his sleep..That's good stuff, too..

My friend called me in the middle of the night once and said I answered the phone, but still hasn't told me what I said, or what I didn't say.. I didn't even remember I had gotten a call..What the fuck did I say??

I hate waking up. It's the worst.

People are funny when they are half asleep. This girl I knew was spending the night at my house one time, and I woke up and saw her looking under the pillows on my couch. Then I asked her what she was doing and she said, "I had a dream I lost my keys, so I'm looking for my keys." Then laid back down and went to sleep and I tried to wake her up but she wouldn't. Then in the morning she didn't remember it. I have lots of funny sleep stories...

Sleep stories are the best..I swear I peed myself one night when my brother was talking in his sleep.. He also used to sleepwalk and walked right into a wall and got a bloody nose..

Speaking of, I get to wake up at 5:20 tomorrow..Stupid work..

5:20? that blows.

tell us more stories, juno.

5:20? That blows. Of course I still have to get up at 6:30. It's so hard to go to school. It's right by the ocean and the beach and I just want to go and watch the waves. Or go see a movie. Ok, anywhere but school.

Haha, same thought again Evil.

damn you, juno. please stay out of my head.

Sleep stories, eh? This girl's dad was taking a nap one time and his finger was in his belly button. So I dared my friend to take his finger out of his belly button, so she did. Then he said "No. Don't let the nipple people out." then put his finger back in his bellybutton. I laughed so hard I almost wet my pants. That's my fave story. Except, it was Andria and her dad. So it's kinda grossy. Funny though.

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Originally posted by EvilMotivator damn you, juno. please stay out of my head.

no:D

holy crap. that's the funniest thing i've ever heard. more, more.

Yes..More! More!

I think that was the funniest one I got. Oh, we have these family friends and their kid is a couple years older than me and he did some weird shit. Like this one time when we were kids we were all sleeping in my brothers room and he was sleeping with his eyes open so you could only see the white in his eyes and said "Trevor, stop hitting me or I'll shoot you" and my brother was on the other side of the room. It scared the hell out of him and he ran out of the room. Mainly because he looked posessed and kinda threatened to kill him. Trevor is my bro's name by the way if other's haven't figured that out from the story. That made me laugh.

that would be so damn scary. i hate when people sleep with their eyes open.

That's freaky shit..I would have run crying, too..

Snoring makes me laugh, too..I just can't help it..When someone in the room starts snoring, I piss myself..

Ahhh..All this talk about sleep..Off I go..:yawn: Night ladies..

Evil snores... and talks... and yells a bit. It makes me laugh too.