seacaptain
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I Hate Your SUV
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Jette
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i like suv's  but i dont have a penis, so i guess thats allowed then
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  But what
does it equal for all the lame stay-at-home moms that drive them around with their 1 baby in the back??
Huzzah!!
"Looking back, the lion was a bad idea. That's why Dr. Shockla is gonna hook us up with a monkey. I'm gonna teach it taekwondo."

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seacaptain
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SUVs are just as dangerous and wasteful for the Moms and the babies as they are for the Dads
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Dangerous cuz most of these people don't even know how to control a car like that!! I can't even count the number of accidents I've
avoided cuz of a lame soccer mom on the cell phone behind the wheel of an Escalade or Suburban..:ticking:
Huzzah!!
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Hahahaha
I think it's the same for a person driving a hummer too.
Your face has faded but lingers on.
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I hate Suv's 2.
and those ladys who drive them in the fast lane why putting on make up, talking on the phone and yelling at the kids all at the same time. eek
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If it weren't for them I would not have my near death experiences. Where would the fun be? I think its like a video game. Or dodge ball or
something. And you /ose points when you crash. My poor baby. My baby is broken down and must be sold. My mom has a Kia and when I turn I feel like the
car is gonna tople over.
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At my old job, I worked a bit on the Kia account..They weren't too bad! The cars, at least..The people were rejects..  We also had Mercedes and Ford, which were MUCH more fun to work on,
especially when we got to use their fleet vehicles..
Huzzah!!
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ooooooo... mercedes..... mmmmmmmmmmm
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Oh I'm definitely getting one of these soon. It's been so hard to control my utter contempt for ASS-UV's. The way they try to
maneuver the streets like the rest of us normal people. Cutting you off like nothing. I always have to look at the driver just to get a visual
document on what kind of demo drives these. It's usually some chick with major "Aquanet" hair on the phone that just got a real job,
and decided to spend her money on the biggest thing she could find, or some "itty-bitty" dude that looks like the lead singer of H****stank
with Independent stickers on back. I can't forget the big cornfed boy with his "W-04" sticker on back. They're fun to ride in
every once in a while, but for everyday commuting, it's just ridiculous. I can't help, but look at the people driving them, and thinking,
"you're just a big dumb sloth that propably doesn't care, or know about anything. You probaly "super-size" everything at
the drive thru not caring about your cholesterol intake. Just a run of the mill everyday "consumer" without forethought.
I don't have a problem with EuroSUV's, because I know they're made smart, and have minimal environmental impact.
[img]http://www.vwvortex.com/gallery/albums/Volkswagen/Touareg/Touareg=Aftermarket/Abt%20VS10/001.jpg[/img]
but things like this:
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is that last car even legal on normal roads?
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Quote: | Originally posted by Jette
is that last car even legal on normal roads? |
I see it all the time.
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Jette
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well, i guess if it runs over small children they have no more than a slight bump on the head
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SUV ???????????
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Quote: | Originally posted by Neuwave
Quote: | Originally posted by Jette
is that last car even legal on normal roads? |
I see it all the time. |
I saw a guy today with some ugly-ass short-bed truck that was all jacked up with big ass wheels..He was dusting it off!!  You see a lot of that around here..And most of them have Dale Ernhardt
stickers on the back..:duh:
Huzzah!!
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:o yeah....around here as well. I hate hillbilly mobiles!
I don't like the SUV's either. I can't imagine how people afford to put gas in them these days. I have a small car and it now takes $20
to fill it up when it use to cost $12!
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