just received one which went like:

Headline: don`t be an asshole Mohammed

Offshore pharm wish you all best in New Year!
We will offer you best prices on any meds you need

Viagra
Cialis
Valium
Xanax
and much more..

Quote:

College grunts available to everyone

The spam was actually about college grants[/], but they spelled it wrong.

I opened it, becuase who wouldn't want their very own college grunt.

Phobiac

OMG LOLZ COLLEGE GRUNTS

"cheap oem soft shipping worldwide" ?
"geile Hausfrauen besorgen es dir" waaaaah.
"We have ALL the products that our customers have asked for, including new SuperViagra
Soft-tabs that work in just 15 minutes! This is the next-generation of sexual improvement
wonder-drugs, far more effective than viagra - Half a pill will last for 36 hours!"

36 hours? how sick is that .....
"Impress your girl with a huge cumshot!"

why do i get stuff like this sent to my office address? the internship guy´s been at my computer lately...he surely surfs porn sites.

heh why don't you check the history and see if he has, and then call him out on it. that would be pretty hilarious.

yeah...but somehow i like to know whether my boss thinks it´s ME desperately trying to find the P**** H***** vid online. "gee, that Carina. the old lesbian"

i´ll go over to his computer and surf a few gay homepages ...harhar. so he gets his share.

and god said, i´m bored i shall send a few rays of colour through the sky and call it rainbow. people will like it.

[Edited on 14-2-2005 by 7cut]

Quote:

Originally posted by 7cut "We have ALL the products that our customers have asked for, including new SuperViagra Soft-tabs that work in just 15 minutes! This is the next-generation of sexual improvement wonder-drugs, far more effective than viagra - Half a pill will last for 36 hours!"

this is called priapism. this will last for 36 hours. but after that will never work again because of necrosis. :P

how do you know that?

he´s an optometrist.

Oh. . . . . . I see. . . . . . . . .

good one.

OMG that picture scared me, i saw it and like jumped out of my seat . . . . . . wasn't expecting something like that. . . . . .

it´s Jarvis Cocker´s band apart from Pulp, Relaxed Muscle...they´re good. Check out "Billy Jack" and "Sexualized".