I made red snapper tonight and now my hands reek like I fisted a homeless woman.

How to make your own hand stink like rank vagina:

* Hold out and open left palm. Brush the following items over it until well covered:
- Chili powder
- Lemon juice and Lime juice
- Salt and pepper
- Sliced red onion
- Shredded cabbage
- Sliced red bell pepper
- Orange sections
- Fresh basil and cilantro
* Pick up red snapper filet and use it to rapidly spank your left palm.
* Close palm and allow to marinate in fridge for 2 hours.
* Remove palm from fridge. Open and enjoy the stench of a woman's restroom in an Italian train station.

SERVES THOUSANDS

Stank ass.

Note to self, Don't EVER put any of the shit on my hands.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Absolutely delish.

Welcome to my world, buddy..:duh:

mmmmh, i´m down with fish and sea food.
What´s your speciality Riff?

did the fish also taste like rank vagina? cause the recipe looks mighty tasteful actually

The fish turned out not too bad, actually. It just ended up infusing my apartment with the musky aroma of a retarded girl's underwear. Which serendipitously turned out to be precisely my fetish. So skeet skeet skeet!

I don't think I have a seafood speeciality, 7cnt. Truth be told, I don't really like fish that much, but I gotta get my Omegas and whatnot. Now that I'm nearing the big 2-5, I've gotta start eating heart healthy. And maybe smoke more weed.

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Originally posted by RiffRaff The fish turned out not too bad, actually. It just ended up infusing my apartment with the musky aroma of a retarded girl's underwear. Which serendipitously turned out to be precisely my fetish. So skeet skeet skeet!

:wow:

then my healthy friend, this German tonic shouldn´t let you down:

I vote smoking more weed, its definatly more healthy :D

Done and done.

excellent.