Does any one any good "Yo Mama" janks or any janks? Like, for instints.. Yo mama so fat that when she jump on a trampoline, she turn it into a whooler hoop. Me and my husband where making up some. Please share if you know any!:D

Yo mama's lips so big she has to put lipstick on with a paint roller.
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

The first one is kinda random.

Shhhh.

What happend to you? Did you fall down the Ugly Tree and hit every branch on the way down?

How is that a Mama joke? :o

hey it says Yo mama Janks OR any janks. So NEEIIII!

Ahhh..I see now..Doesn't change the fact that that was a lame joke.. :P

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . YOUR lame. . . . . . . What?! What?!

Are you PMSing or something? What's with the tude? You've posted bitchy comments in like every thread. So what I'm basically trying to say is, shut it up.

I'm going to go ahead and agree.

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Originally posted by minimandy14 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . YOUR lame. . . . . . .

Nice come-back..Really original..You should write a book..:duh:

Half of it would just be periods.

wow:o

WOW and you guys say that I'M being bitchy. I was just joking, but alright, whatever you say.

Ya, our comments were kinda bitchy, but you do this a lot. You make bitchy comments and then when people say something back you say you were just joking. At least I'll admit to being bitchy. Now if you're having a bad day, don't randomly take it out on us .netters because we prefer to be a friendly group. We manage to be nice to each other (most of the time) so maybe you should get with the program.

sucker!
here are some knock knock jokes that weren't TOO bad, maybe you can share em' with Brody Poobies :D
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Adolf!
Adolf who?
Adolf ball hit me in the mouth!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cargo
Cargo who??
Cargo Beep Beep!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Adore
Adore who?
Adore is between us open it up.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amsterdam!
Amsterdam who?
Amsterdam tired of all these Knock Knock jokes!

[Edited on 3/13/2005 by RoboticTerrorSTD]

The adolf one is too good.

How did I know you would come through for me, Robotic? :D

:duh: me so tired...I started a new job, been going out and have no energy.

Hi everybody! I like your jokes Robotic.

Knock knock
Who's there ?
Donut..
Donut who ?
Donut forsake me oh my darling..


Knock knock..
Knock knock..
Bang bang..
BANG BANG
Opens the letter box and shouts thru "Kendra!! Are you stoned again? Come open this bloody door.."

:wow:.... Dyler!

Wow Congrats on the new Job Michelle.
Hey Robotic that Adolf joke is funny, me likes!

I like the Adore one :D

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Originally posted by DylerPlummer Knock knock.. Knock knock.. Bang bang.. BANG BANG Opens the letter box and shouts thru "Kendra!! Are you stoned again? Come open this bloody door.."