The Homecoming Queen's Got A Gun!!!

Hooooo - It was homecoming night at my high school
Hooooo - Everyone was there, it was totally cool
Hooooo - I was real excited, I almost wet my jeans
Hooooo - 'Cause my best friend Debbie was homecoming queen

She looked so pretty in pink chiffon, chiffon
Riding the float with her tiara on, tiara on
Holding this humongous bouquet in her hand, bouquet
She looked straight out of Disneyland

You know, like the Cinderella ride, I mean definitely an E ticket, E
ticket
The crowd was cheering, everyone was stoked, was stoked
I mean it was like the whole school was totally coked or something
The band was playing Evergreen
And all of a sudden somebody screamed

Look out! The homecoming queen's got a gun!

{Refrain}
Everybody run, the homecoming queen's got a gun
Everybody run, the homecoming queen has got a gun

Debbie's smiling and waving her gun
Picking off cheerleaders one by one
Oh Buffie's pompom just blew to bits
Oh no, Mitzie's head just did the splits
God, my best friend's on a shooting spree
Stop it, Debbie, you're embarrassing me
How could you do what you just did
Are you having a really bad period

{Refrain}

Stop Debbie, you're making a mess
Powder burns all over your dress

An hour later the cops arrived
By then the entire glee club had died, no big loss
You wouldn't believe what they brought to stop her
Tear gas, machine guns, even a chopper
"Throw down your gun and tiara and come out of the float"
Debbie didn't listen to what the cop said
She aimed and fired and now the math teacher's dead
Oh it's really sad but kind of a relief
I mean, we had this big test coming up next week

{Refrain}

Debbie's really having a blast
She's wasting half of the class

The cops fired a warning shot that blew her off the float
I tried to scream "duck" but it stuck in my throat
She hit the ground and did a flip, it was real acrobatic
But I was crying so hard I couldn't work my Instamatic
I ran down to Debbie, I had to find out
What made her do it, why'd she freak out
I saw the bullet had got her right in the ear
I knew then the end was near


So I ran down and I said, in her good ear, "Debbie, why'd you do it?" She raised her head, smiled, and said "I - I did it for Johnny." Johnny? Well like who's Johnny? Answer me, Debbie, who's Johnny? Does anybody here know Johnny? Are you Johnny? There was one guy named Johnny but he was a total geek, he always had food in his braces. Answer me, Debbie, who's Johnny? Oh God this is like that movie Citizen Kane you know where you later find out Rosebud was a sled? But we'll never know who Johnny was because like she's dead.

Everybody run, the homecoming queen's got a gun
Everybody run, the homecoming queen has got a
Everybody run
Everybody run, the homecoming queen has got a


Fuck..I LOVED Julie Brown back in the day..Does anyone remember her show on MTV? Just Say Julie? Oh man..Classic..That's when MTV was solid..I remember watching that and Remote Control all the damn time..Ahhh..Good times..

I haven't heard that song in.....since.....oh friggin' forever!

I know! I have a burned cd with it on there..Brody loves it..But he's so serious sometimes..After the part where she says the math teacher's dead but it's a relief, he goes, "Well, duh! They'll just get a new one!" Damn kids these days..

Are you talking about Downtown Julie Brown?




I think she's doing porno now.

No

Only julie brown on mtv I can think about.

Then you don't know who she is so you can stay out of this topic..There's nothing for you here..

but i don't know her either..

Sorry Noise..She probably wasn't on German MTV..You missed out though..She was awesome..

yep.. the lyrics are awesome

and.. i did not watch tv for like 4 weeks. NOTHING on. only annoying commercials.

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Originally posted by poobs Then you don't know who she is so you can stay out of this topic..There's nothing for you here..

Bitch why in the fuck are you trying to fight with me? I just ask you a fucking question. Go to hell you big ass hippo fucker!!!

Oh No mate. That song is terrible. They still play it here in shopping malls in Sidney.

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Originally posted by corkey16 Quote: Originally posted by poobs Then you don't know who she is so you can stay out of this topic..There's nothing for you here.. Bitch why in the fuck are you trying to fight with me? I just ask you a fucking question. Go to hell you big ass hippo fucker!!!

I'm not starting a fight..I'm just saying that since you don't know who she is and this topic is about her and her songs, than you don't have anything to do with this thread..Especially since you think everything I post is crap..Why bother reading it?

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Originally posted by Noisemonster yep.. the lyrics are awesome

Dude..You HAVE to download it..It's hilarious..Especially the part where she leans down to her friend and asks her why she did it..It's so dramatic..

ok i 'soulseek' it b4 i go to the these arms are snakes show. i think i'm not going to like them, but the whole southern hesse gang of neon electro punks will be there.. :duh:

Oh my..:D Let me know what you think..

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Originally posted by poobs She hit the ground and did a flip, it was real acrobatic But I was crying so hard I couldn't work my Instamatic

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Originally posted by poobs Quote: Originally posted by corkey16 Quote: Originally posted by poobs Then you don't know who she is so you can stay out of this topic..There's nothing for you here.. Bitch why in the fuck are you trying to fight with me? I just ask you a fucking question. Go to hell you big ass hippo fucker!!! I'm not starting a fight..I'm just saying that since you don't know who she is and this topic is about her and her songs, than you don't have anything to do with this thread..Especially since you think everything I post is crap..Why bother reading it?

I didn't say this was crap. I'm just thought I would join in. What's so worng with that?

did not find anything of any julie brown. :wow:

Ok..Either check under Dr. Demento or U2U me your email and I can send it to you if you want..

this is even funnier hearing it as a song that swings between shitty musical music and cheesy 80's rock..

Yay!! Noise likes it!! :D The part at the end kills me though..

"I..I did it for Johnny"

I have the Ghostbusters song stuck in my head. My favorite part is when he says "Bustin' makes me feeeeeel good!"

The part that sticks out for me is from the Bobby Brown song for Ghostbusters 2..

"Too hot to handle, too cold to hold
They're called the Ghostbusters and they're in control
Had 'em throwin' a party for a bunch of children
While all the while the slime was under the building
So they packed up their group, got a grip, came equipped
Grabbed they proton packs off their back and they split
Found about Vigo, the master of evil
Try to battle my boys? That's not legal!"



My feet smell..