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JunoRedneck
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Ya, I'm not gonna catch them. I'm gonna keep on doing what I have been. Smashing them with a kleenex and flushing them down the toilet. Or
washing them down the drain, if they are in the shower. It's easier that way. I don't have to touch them.
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You probably don't even do that.
unfortunately it put us in this situation where we had to abandon a lot of babies, you know?
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ok so about the birds. . . you know that one movie "The Birds" its actually what the future is going to look like. . . .The birds are
getting a taste for human blood and flesh! . . . .you know we barry people in the ground, and then worms eat us and whatnot. . . . well the birds eat
the worms. . . . they are getting a taste for flesh. . . .they are just biding there time right now though. . .. . . one of these days *looks around*
they are going to attack.
This is the beat we live and die to.
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JunoRedneck
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The birds at the bus station used to fly by and pull out pieces of my hair for their nest. It wasn't fun. Stupid birds.
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I like birds.
unfortunately it put us in this situation where we had to abandon a lot of babies, you know?
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You would evil!
that sucks. . .this one time my sister was walking home from the pool and this bird started attacking her head. . . .she had blonde hair that looked
like hay when it was wet.
This is the beat we live and die to.
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poobs
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Quote: | Originally posted by JunoRedneck
Ya, I'm not gonna catch them. I'm gonna keep on doing what I have been. Smashing them with a kleenex and flushing them down the toilet. Or
washing them down the drain, if they are in the shower. It's easier that way. I don't have to touch them. |
We are totally soul-sisters..I do the same exact stuff!! A shoe works really well, too..But then you have the spider goo that you have to get off
somehow..
Huzzah!!
"Looking back, the lion was a bad idea. That's why Dr. Shockla is gonna hook us up with a monkey. I'm gonna teach it taekwondo."

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minimandy14
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I use shoes when I have to, but I prefer the screaming and running from the room, and having someone else get ride of it :D
This is the beat we live and die to.
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my cats recently attacked a frog.....luckily he was alright. they wouldn´t eat it...just fooling around but the lil bud was pretty scared. i rescued
him just in time. lately they chased a squirrel. ...but they are too fast for them....god bless. oh they get enough to eat, why can´t they just stop
hunting? eek, i heard they have strange giant spiders in Greece...but i suppose i´ll just come across cockroaches...
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corkey16
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It's in cats nature to hunt which is pretty good your cats are hunting cause they can spot a rat or snake. My cat at my moms place ain't
worth crap now. She's getting old and she stop hunting.
\"Now go throw that in your fucking bowl of Cheerios\"
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i know about the instinct stuff but it freaks me out they kill so many birds and mice. people say that a cat never gets a healthy bird, it´s too fast
for them ..they are said to only catch the ones that wouldn´t survive anyway but i doubt that...our cats are pretty smart, they hunt together. tsk
tsk.
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corkey16
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Oh, yeah. I hate it when They kill birds. My cat couldn't digest any birds so she would eat them and then we would find them somewhere else.
Nasty, mostly on top of my mom's car.
\"Now go throw that in your fucking bowl of Cheerios\"
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JunoRedneck
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Quote: | Originally posted by poobs
Quote: | Originally posted by JunoRedneck
Ya, I'm not gonna catch them. I'm gonna keep on doing what I have been. Smashing them with a kleenex and flushing them down the toilet. Or
washing them down the drain, if they are in the shower. It's easier that way. I don't have to touch them. |
We are totally soul-sisters..I do the same exact stuff!! A shoe works really well, too..But then you have the spider goo that you have to get off
somehow.. |
Yes, I used to use the shoe trick. But one time, all I did was knock it down and ran towards me and tried to crawl up my leg. It was traumatizing.
Damn those spiders! My brother has a pet tarantula, but it doesn't scare me as much. Probably because it's in a cage and I don't have
to touch it.
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minimandy14
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I miss my kitty
This is the beat we live and die to.
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corkey16
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Quote: | Originally posted by poobs
Quote: | Originally posted by JunoRedneck
Ya, I'm not gonna catch them. I'm gonna keep on doing what I have been. Smashing them with a kleenex and flushing them down the toilet. Or
washing them down the drain, if they are in the shower. It's easier that way. I don't have to touch them. |
We are totally soul-sisters..I do the same exact stuff!! |
I think everyone does that Poobs.
\"Now go throw that in your fucking bowl of Cheerios\"
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JunoRedneck
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Don't talk that way to my soul-sister!
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corkey16
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What?!? Are you two going to use your "Soul-Sister Powers" on me?
\"Now go throw that in your fucking bowl of Cheerios\"
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poobs
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Quote: | Originally posted by JunoRedneck
Don't talk that way to my soul-sister! |
Awww..
Huzzah!!
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poobs
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Quote: | Originally posted by JunoRedneck
But one time, all I did was knock it down and ran towards me and tried to crawl up my leg. It was traumatizing. |
I'm traumatized just reading that..
Huzzah!!
"Looking back, the lion was a bad idea. That's why Dr. Shockla is gonna hook us up with a monkey. I'm gonna teach it taekwondo."

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JunoRedneck
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Quote: | Originally posted by poobs
Quote: | Originally posted by JunoRedneck
But one time, all I did was knock it down and ran towards me and tried to crawl up my leg. It was traumatizing. |
I'm traumatized just reading that.. |
It was very disturbing. But you know what's weird? Ever since we started talking about spiders, I haven't seen any in my house. I think they
know I'm talking bad about them and are off somewhere conspiring against me.
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JunoRedneck
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Quote: | Originally posted by poobs
Quote: | Originally posted by JunoRedneck
Don't talk that way to my soul-sister! |
Awww.. |
Whoa, it's eyes get all crazy...
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poobs
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They'll crawl on you in your sleep and lay eggs under your skin..You'll notice a bump on your arm that keeps getting bigger and bigger until
one day you hit it and it pops and millions of baby spiders come pouring out..:wow:
Huzzah!!
"Looking back, the lion was a bad idea. That's why Dr. Shockla is gonna hook us up with a monkey. I'm gonna teach it taekwondo."

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JunoRedneck
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Quote: | Originally posted by corkey16
What?!? Are you two going to use your "Soul-Sister Powers" on me?
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What? I don't know what that even means. But I'm gonna go with, yes. Yes we are.
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JunoRedneck
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Quote: | Originally posted by poobs
They'll crawl on you in your sleep and lay eggs under your skin..You'll notice a bump on your arm that keeps getting bigger and bigger until
one day you hit it and it pops and millions of baby spiders come pouring out..:wow: |
That story always really grossed me out when I was younger. I remember it was in a book I had of scary stories. There was also that "thump,
thump, drag" one. You know that one? It scared me.
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