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[*] posted on 7-19-2005 at 08:45 AM


It was me guys. I just want to publicly apologize for sleeping with a married man, I mean hes so fine and all. -- the nanny.
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[*] posted on 7-19-2005 at 09:01 AM


I knew it!



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[*] posted on 7-19-2005 at 10:49 AM


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It was me guys. I just want to publicly apologize for sleeping with a married man, I mean hes so fine and all. -- the nanny.


He's not married to her yet.



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[*] posted on 7-19-2005 at 06:13 PM


Damn it! He's so hot!!



And the nanny? Not so much!! You would think if he was going to cheat on someone so gorgeous, that the "other woman" would be equally, or more gorgeous!! But no..I wish I could find a picture of her..



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[*] posted on 7-19-2005 at 07:49 PM


Thus why he hooked up with the hot stalker.



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[*] posted on 7-19-2005 at 07:57 PM


Awww hells yeah!!!



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[*] posted on 7-20-2005 at 02:17 PM


What did the nanny look like?



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[*] posted on 7-20-2005 at 02:33 PM


Blonde..Not very cute..Not that I could see, anyways..I just saw snippets of those tabloid rags on some entertainment news show and they had her picture on there..Man..Can you imagine being that chick?? How did it happen? Did he seduce her?? What a lucky bitch..



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[*] posted on 7-20-2005 at 02:39 PM


I know! I wonder who seduced who. . . .hmmm, maybe the kids put it together becuase they didn't like whats her bucket, that girl he was married to. . . . . .



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[*] posted on 7-20-2005 at 02:43 PM


It really didn't seem like they had been dating long before he asked her to marry him..I think this is what they get for doing the typical Hollywood rushing into things bullshit..:duh:



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[*] posted on 7-20-2005 at 02:54 PM


Yea probably, but like you wouldn't rush into marrying him! :lol:



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[*] posted on 7-20-2005 at 03:06 PM


Aahhh shit..I'd lock that shit down the second I met him..Then again, once he met me, he'd never have the urge to go to another woman anyways..:D



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[*] posted on 7-20-2005 at 03:09 PM


:lol: . . . .yea. . . .:D



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[*] posted on 8-21-2005 at 09:14 AM


I SAW JUDE LAW'S LINUS!!! It's not the prettiest I've ever seen, but his beautiful face more than makes up for it..And it's NOT circumsized!! :wow: That'll be a first for me when the two of us hook up next year..:yes::D



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[*] posted on 8-21-2005 at 09:42 AM


:lol: :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:



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[*] posted on 8-21-2005 at 10:56 AM


been there, done that



unfortunately it put us in this situation where we had to abandon a lot of babies, you know?
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[*] posted on 8-21-2005 at 11:08 AM


Whore..:mad:



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[*] posted on 8-21-2005 at 11:13 AM


i get that all the time, but i still don't know what it means. i'll just assume it means i smell of flowers and things.



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[*] posted on 8-21-2005 at 11:18 AM


No, I think that that's HOE not whore. . . .



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[*] posted on 8-21-2005 at 11:36 AM


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i get that all the time, but i still don't know what it means. i'll just assume it means i smell of flowers and things.


If by flowers you mean man juice and KY, then yes..:duh:



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No, I think that that's HOE not whore. . . .


did you seriuosly think i didn't know what a whore was?



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i get that all the time, but i still don't know what it means. i'll just assume it means i smell of flowers and things.


If by flowers you mean man juice and KY, then yes..:duh:


that's EXACTLY what i meant!! dang, who told you the secret codes to figure that out?



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[*] posted on 8-21-2005 at 12:13 PM


I know all..:cool:



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No, I think that that's HOE not whore. . . .


did you seriuosly think i didn't know what a whore was?


Did you seriously think that I seriously thought that you didn't know what a whore was?



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[*] posted on 8-21-2005 at 01:55 PM


yes.



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