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[*] posted on 7-24-2005 at 03:56 PM
Kinda funny..


I'm deleting most of my 3000 emails in my inbox and came across this joke..It made me chuckle, which is pretty good considering I've been crying my eyes out for the past few days..:duh:

Why you never question a drunk!

A woman was shopping at her local Supermarket where she selected

a half-gallon of 2% milk,
a carton of eggs,
a quart of orange juice,
a head of romaine lettuce,
a 2 lb. can of coffee,
and a 1 lb. package of bacon.

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped
off the drunk to her marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."



Huzzah!!

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[*] posted on 7-24-2005 at 04:13 PM


hahahahaha. that's pretty amazing.



unfortunately it put us in this situation where we had to abandon a lot of babies, you know?
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[*] posted on 7-24-2005 at 05:40 PM


:lol: :lol: :lol:



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[*] posted on 7-24-2005 at 06:01 PM


:lol: nice



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[*] posted on 7-24-2005 at 08:47 PM


hahaha, that is terrific with a capital T, much like minimandy's signature.(Hurryay for the Ramones!)
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[*] posted on 7-24-2005 at 10:31 PM


YES! I love The Ramones. . . .obviously. . . . and that song was stuck in my head so I thought I would make it my signature. . . now I think I'll go and listen to it :)



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[*] posted on 7-24-2005 at 10:43 PM


yey I have a moving avatar now :D :lol:



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