They don't call me a P.I.M.P for nothing baby.

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Originally posted by poobs And I'm off..You seem like you can be a mellow guy, Paper..There are some awesome people on this board..Don't offend them..There are a few people on this board who are complete fucktards..Offend them all you'd like.. Sorry for the rough start..I welcome you to .net..:D

Thank you. I'm sorry to call you such rough names. Hey I just put up my website, the only one that was made for me. Check out my picture and tell me what you think. They are very old pictures.
I'll will talk to you soon I hope.

Pretty fly for a white guy.

You think? I try to keep it real. Thanks.

Oh and sense we are talking about R Kelly this song out. It's about doing it in the kitchen while eatting at the same time.

*Sex in the Kitchen*

Girl, you're in the kitchen
Cooking me a meal
Something makes me wanna come in there and get a feel
Walk around in your t-shirt
Nothing else on
Strutting past, switching that ass while I'm on the phone
Cutting up tomatoes, fruits and vegetables and potatoes
Girl, you look so sexy while you're doing the damn thang that
I want

Sex in the kitchen, over by the stove
Put you on the counter by the buttered rolls
Hands on the table, on your tippy toes
We'll be making love like the restaurant was closed

How would you like it, baby
(would you like that)
Tell me right now, pretty baby
Hey man, I'm gon' call you back

Girl, you're in the kitchen, chillin' in your robe
I'm saying to myself, "She better go put on some clothes"
Tickling and teasing, doing that little dance
Girl, you gon' make me lay you down
And give it to you one mo 'gain



Girl, I'm ready to toss your salad
While I'm making love, I'll be feasting
Girl, you're in the kitchen
Sweating up a storm
The oven's on five hundred
So you know the kitchen's warm
Girl, you know just how to get into a brother's mind
Cause here we are still in this kitchen
Doing it for the third time

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I'm thinking that you can get food stuck in areas in a girl that she won't be happy about. Man, that is sick.

[Edited on 26-7-2005 by papercut]

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Originally posted by papercut Hey I just put up my website, the only one that was made for me. Check out my picture and tell me what you think. They are very old pictures. I'll will talk to you soon I hope.

Not bad..It looks like you had fun at prom..What have you done since you left school?

And that song is gross.. R. Kelly is just gross..He needs to drop off the face of this earth with certain fucktards on this site..

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Originally posted by poobs Quote: Originally posted by papercut Hey I just put up my website, the only one that was made for me. Check out my picture and tell me what you think. They are very old pictures. I'll will talk to you soon I hope. Not bad..It looks like you had fun at prom..What have you done since you left school?

It was fun but now I just hate that I have to see the picture of me and my ex together. I went to college in Athens, GA at a art school but figured that It wasn't me, so I moved back to North Carolina and I'm working with my dad doing constructions. And I'm a bartenter at a night club. I'm doing anything I can to pay off my car.

[Edited on 26-7-2005 by papercut]

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Originally posted by poobs And that song is gross.. R. Kelly is just gross..He needs to drop off the face of this earth with certain fucktards on this site..

He is dirty. Have you seen that sex tape?

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Originally posted by papercut It was fun but now I just hate that I have to see the picture of me and my ex together. I went to college in Athens, GA at a art school but figured that It wasn't me, so I moved back to North Carolina and I'm working with my dad doing constructions. And I'm a bartenter at a night club. I'm doing anything I can to pay off my car.

Yeah well..It's always hard to see pics of ex's, but they're all learning experiences.. Have fun being single as long as you can..I'm sure that's not hard when working at a night club..

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Originally posted by papercut He is dirty. Have you seen that sex tape?

Oh goodness no..I've heard about it, of course, but ick..You haven't, have you?? :o

What a pointless, song. . . . . who listens to that crap?

oh my goshness

I swear..The lyrics don't do the song justice..You have to actually watch it and see how angry he gets over nothing!! Oh man..I watched it the whole time like :o .

I saw a little bit last nite on VH1, and had to turn right after his boyfriend walked in the door.

I couldn't believe what I was hearing, and seeing. R. Kelly has issues.:D

His advisors have issues, too..I mean, who tells him this is a good idea?? Are they serious with this shit?? :ticking:

But yet the sad thing is, is that we are all sitting here talking about him becuase he's famous for something stupid and lame and that is sad. . . . . .

I guess..But if I had any respect for that guy at all, it would be lost because of this..So lame..Then again, if I had any respect after that tape was released, I don't think I'd have any respect for myself!!

yea, I feel ya poobs. . . . in more than one way

HEYOOOO!!

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Originally posted by TurtleEnterprises Pretty fly for a white guy.

I crack myself up.

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Originally posted by TurtleEnterprises Quote: Originally posted by TurtleEnterprises Pretty fly for a white guy. I crack myself up.

Me too, me too.

Me three, me three, me three.

Me four, me four, me four, me four.

STOP!............
It's Hammer Time!