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MTTM Review: URB Magazine
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IMA ROBOT: Monument to The Masses
Virgin
For a glammy, synthpop-punk band like Ima Robot, is there anything but post-modernism? The follow-up to 2003's self-titled debut is decidedly cleaner,
but washing away some of that dirty feedback just glaringly reveals Ima Robot's cheeky and corny catchiness ("This is the beat, the beat that we fight
to/This is the best we live, so DJ turn it up"). Vocalist Alex Ebert dangerously tiptoes that whiney emo line (the genre's leading dislikeable
quality, even ahead of sissy-ass lyrics and Hot Topic studded belts) and, like emo, this LA band has that die-hard Central Massachusetts mall punk fan
base (one that'll surely grow with this unabated sheen). And it's a confused, teenage, angst-happy world where damn-the-man sentiments are often mixed
with damn-any-man whimsies (the automated phone-prompt disparaging "Disconnect"), where block-of-cheese laments on melodramatic puppy love count as
honest-to-god poetry from the heart (the piano turned hair metal power-ballad "Chip Off the Block"), and where garbage like "Cool Cool Universe"
passes for rap. Just because the lyrics are aware of themselves, doesn't mean the band is.
Reviewer: Kelsey Glamour
http://urb.com/reviews/cd/index.php?M=all&L=I
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They just don't get it..This is why I don't listen to critics..Where is the rolleyes smilie?? :duh:
Huzzah!!
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Quote: | Originally posted by poobs
They just don't get it..This is why I don't listen to critics..Where is the rolleyes smilie?? :duh: |
I agree with this. All of what poobs just said. Right here. Exactly. Seriously, where's the rolleyes smilie? Poobs and I can't virtually roll our eyes
at this guy, and frankly it's upsetting me.
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:rollseyes:
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...his LA band has that die-hard Central Massachusetts mall punk fan base... |
??? :duh:
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 Who is Kelsey Glamour anyway????
\"Now go throw that in your fucking bowl of Cheerios\"
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Quote: | Originally posted by corkey16
Who is Kelsey Glamour anyway???? |
i dont know, but i say we find him/her and throw'm off a really tall building!
im with evil...
emo?
where do you get that?
even in the sadder-toned songs he is no where near emo.
and HOW DO YOU GET COOL COOL UNIVERSE INTO RAP?!?!?
i dont hear any rap in that lol.
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Yea I read that and was like . . . umm???? Emo? ???? Rap???? HU!????!?!?!?!?!?!!111/
This is the beat we live and die to.
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that was the stupidest review i've ever read. all the labels-labels-labels, are kind of annoying.. eh?
:ticking:
i dream of ebert.
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Kelsey Glamour... probably not even their real name...
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Quote: | Originally posted by imanodoubtaholic
that was the stupidest review i've ever read. all the labels-labels-labels, are kind of annoying.. eh?
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True dat.
This is the beat we live and die to.
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corkey16
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Quote: | Originally posted by nitsujvg
Quote: | Originally posted by corkey16
Who is Kelsey Glamour anyway???? |
i dont know, but i say we find him/her and throw'm off a really tall building!
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I'm with ya on that!!!!
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i would have to say cool cool universe is a rap song with a rock chorus, and a lot of goodness betwixxxt
unfortunately it put us in this situation where we had to abandon a lot of babies, you know?
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