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minimandy14
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mmmmmm cancer sticks.
This is the beat we live and die to.
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idreamptofUmbrella
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okay, so i'm sitting on my porch trying to enjoy the fresh october air when all of the sudden i get this super sharp pain in my ass and i jump up like
"what the fuck!?" and see this big fucking spider scurry away. now i'm a bit scared.
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idreamptofUmbrella
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october in colorado isn't supposed to be spider season.
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idreamptofUmbrella
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| Quote: | Originally posted by JunoRedneck
| Quote: | Originally posted by idreamptofUmbrella
i'm too INFECTED WITH HERPES to be a stoner
too INFECTED WITH HERPES to be a whore
and too INFECTED WITH HERPES to be a heretic. |
edited! |
taking as you're the one who gave me herpes, you'd be too infected with it to be any of those things either, so i guess that just leaves evil as the
most whorish, stoned heretic around and we're all jelous.
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JunoRedneck
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| Quote: | Originally posted by idreamptofUmbrella
okay, so i'm sitting on my porch trying to enjoy the fresh october air when all of the sudden i get this super sharp pain in my ass and i jump up like
"what the fuck!?" and see this big fucking spider scurry away. now i'm a bit scared. |
that was actually evil. she likes to bite people's asses.
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Evil
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i am totally a butt muncher for sure
unfortunately it put us in this situation where we had to abandon a lot of babies, you know?
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minimandy14
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. . . spiderman?. . . .
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nitsujvg
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| Quote: | Originally posted by minimandy14
. . . spiderman?. . . . |
yeah.. so um if you start shooting webs out of your wrists or anything, let us know.
I\'ve got a fear in me, and I can\'t get up...
Today I woke up crying
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idreamptofUmbrella
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i have recently had the urge to become a photographer and date redheads if that's what you mean.
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JunoRedneck
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i have recently had the urge to become a photographer and take pictures of evil biting idreamtofumbrella's ass... then selling it to Playboy... NOT
for the articles.
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idreamptofUmbrella
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my ass in playboy. only the best selling issue of all time. you could do a little photoshop on the herpes, right?
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nitsujvg
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| Quote: | Originally posted by idreamptofUmbrella
my ass in playboy. only the best selling issue of all time. you could do a little photoshop on the herpes, right? |
of course. this is the 21st century, we photoshop our family photos 
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Today I woke up crying
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JunoRedneck
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no. herpes is sooo in right now.
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nitsujvg
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juno has a point.
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Today I woke up crying
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JunoRedneck
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nitsujvg
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points are good.
unless you're a balloon.
or a bubble.
I\'ve got a fear in me, and I can\'t get up...
Today I woke up crying
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Evil
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| Quote: | Originally posted by JunoRedneck
i have recently had the urge to become a photographer and take pictures of evil biting idreamtofumbrella's ass... then selling it to Playboy... NOT
for the articles. |
WHAT ?!
unfortunately it put us in this situation where we had to abandon a lot of babies, you know?
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nitsujvg
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lol!
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idreamptofUmbrella
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i don't wear underwear?!
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nitsujvg
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yesss lets photoshop out them underwear!
yay 21st century!
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Today I woke up crying
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Evil
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yohgurrguhdurrr on the twenty first century
unfortunately it put us in this situation where we had to abandon a lot of babies, you know?
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nitsujvg
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Evil
yohgurrguhdurrr |
who wants to tell me how to say that?
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Evil
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it's spelled phonetically
unfortunately it put us in this situation where we had to abandon a lot of babies, you know?
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nitsujvg
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oh good i like that.
and what does
yohgurrguhdurrr
mean ?
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Today I woke up crying
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Evil
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tbbbbbbbbbbbb
unfortunately it put us in this situation where we had to abandon a lot of babies, you know?
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