I had like the worse nite ever. I had to go number 2 so bad so I had to get off in my pajamas at a mickey dees (i was 30 minutes from home) and handle my biznass there was like no stopping it. anyways while parking my car and thinking of how shitty my night was Dynomite started playing on indie 103.1 and it made everything okay .... ImaR always makes everything just a lil better.

Why were you driving around in your pjs? :o I was talking to my friend last night and she was telling me about this time she was taking a walk and got the poops so bad that she had to drop trow and poop in someone's yard..I think she was on some kind of medication or something so it totally fucked with her body..Anywho, she went back and cleaned it all up..Aaaand now I'm gonna puke..

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Originally posted by poobs Anywho, she went back and cleaned it all up...

Wow, she's so responsible.

When I was in high school, we were all hang'in at one of our friends house...he still wasn't home yet, but everyone always hung out there whether he was there or not. One of my friends (this 6'5" tall, huge Russian guy named Lever) took a crap in the cat's litter box and when our buddy came home and saw it he freaked out; "How could something this large come out of my cat!" He showed his dad and his dad freaked out; "How could something this large come out of our cat!" They took the crap and the cat to the vet and the vet told them that it was human feces and the joke ended. It was pretty funny if you were there.

Phobs

Eewwwww!!! Hahahaa!

Evil pooped in tupperware once and hid it in her grandma's house.

hahahahahahahahahaha i could be amazing