This one time, I threw up and it was red and I got so scared that I was bleeding internally..Then I remembered that I had eaten licorice earlier in the day..And i didn't know it at the time but I was having morning sickness..:puzzled:

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Originally posted by elblueblazer Quote: Originally posted by poobs Ok..I totally didn't have corn in my poop..not this time at least..AND DON'T ACT LIKE YOU GUYS ARE SO PERFECT AND HAVE NEVER HAD CORNY POOP!!! it happens but id be fucked it i told anyone.

When is your birthday? I'm gonna get you a little book as a gift..

Wait..Delta! Why are you up so late??

So uh... aside from the corn poop, and the snorting off of hookers asses...


how's life. =]

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Originally posted by vivid effects So uh... aside from the corn poop, and the snorting off of hookers asses... how's life. =]

What else is there in life?

This is fun. We should do this more often

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well you see I work alll day and i get home fairly late and its the only time I have to do stuff. I usually go to bed aorund 4 get up aorund 1, go to work get abck around 12 and then do whatever

What did you guys call constapation? I'm aware i can't spell

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Originally posted by Delta well you see I work alll day and i get home fairly late and its the only time I have to do stuff. I usually go to bed aorund 4 get up aorund 1, go to work get abck around 12 and then do whatever

Hot damn..That's bananas, yo!

crappy bannanas it screws up ym sleep schedual for when I have to go back up to school and workign overtime every week is a hidious bitch hehe

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Originally posted by SKG What did you guys call constapation? I'm aware i can't spell

Luckily we poop all the time so we never had to come up with something for it..

Delta, how come your status says worlds first anal rapist? Did you piss off phobs or something?

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Originally posted by Delta crappy bannanas it screws up ym sleep schedual for when I have to go back up to school and workign overtime every week is a hidious bitch hehe

Yeah..I don't think I could do it..Man..I REALLY don't want to start working again..

working swing shift sucks big time

no its from arrested development Tobias was the first analrapist.... but you know its not anal rape its like analytical or analrapist. I think he did it or someone did it when I made the arrested development thread

yeah works a bitch, but i make money and i dont have time to spend it


i like my custom status its great

years ago, i worked overnite at a factory making boxes... id get high all night long and party on the machine i was working on,... dont know how i got any work done

overnite work is the best because no one is there to bother me

Oh, now i remember. I remember when i was on double secret probation. I was so paranoid.


Good times

o tobias you blow hard!

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Originally posted by elblueblazer years ago, i worked overnite at a factory making boxes... id get high all night long and party on the machine i was working on,... dont know how i got any work done

lmfao, how did you not get fired?

My buddy's family owned a box manufacturing company..maybe you worked for them!!! :wow:

overnite get expensive with all th e energy drinks