did anyone ever get so high that they fell into the box making machine and was made into a box like in the cartoons, but you know only w. more blood and shrill screams?

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Originally posted by poobs My buddy's family owned a box manufacturing company..maybe you worked for them!!! :wow:

illl shhit in their gass tank!!!

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Originally posted by Delta did anyone ever get so high that they fell into the box making machine and was made into a box like in the cartoons, but you know only w. more blood and shrill screams?

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Originally posted by Delta did anyone ever get so high that they fell into the box making machine and was made into a box like in the cartoons, but you know only w. more blood and shrill screams?

this dude fell in once and got folded and glued.. .we ran the machine in reverse and he was ok!!

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Originally posted by elblueblazer Quote: Originally posted by poobs My buddy's family owned a box manufacturing company..maybe you worked for them!!! :wow: illl shhit in their gass tank!!!

Piiiisss..Piiiiisss..Piiiiiis out my asssss!!

just like in the cartoons!


I wish cartoon laws were real

Lol. I doubt it delta.

So, lets take a count. Who's high/half baked?

shout outs to LA PAPER BOX fuck them....it was like 9 years ago and im still pissed

I want my eyes to bug out of my head like they do on cartoons..

i had a few shots is all

im floating like in the movie half baked,,,,,it s hard to type from up herer

get weights in ure shoe

not wearing shoes
jst ball huggers

Just like my favorite chips, I'm baked..Not fried..And I taste like barbeque..

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Originally posted by elblueblazer not wearing shoes jst ball huggers

Attach weights to your balls..

i just though of the most vulgar thing ever!!!! who want to hear it?

Lol. That movie was great. My favorite part was the diabetic horse xD

poobs triggered it

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Originally posted by elblueblazer i just though of the most vulgar thing ever!!!! who want to hear it?

Uhh..Duh!! Mee!!!!

What? Say what? He my nun!
Hot milk, mm, tweak my nipple, Champagne and Ripple
Shamans go cripple, my sales go triple
We drop lobotomy beats, evaporated meats
On high-tech streets, we go solo
Dance floors and talk shows, hot dogs, No-Doz
Hot sex in back rows, heh-heh

I wanna know what makes you scream
Be your twenty-million dollar fantasy
Treat you real good, expensive jeans
Hollywood freaks on the Hollywood scene
Touch it real good if you want a piece
Party people know I'm that type of freak

People look so snooty, take pills, make them moody
Automatic bzooty, zero to tutti frutti
Sex in the halls, Niagara Falls
Local shopping malls receive anonymous calls
Hot like a cheetah, neon mamacita
Eat at Tacoria, pop lockin' beats from Korea
Looking like jailbait, selling lots of real estate
Looking like a hot date, banging like an 808
Do you want to feel this? Do you want to feel this?

I wanna know what makes you scream
Be your twenty-million dollar fantasy
Treat you real good, expensive jeans
Hollywood freaks on the Hollywood scene
Touch it real good if you want a piece
Party people know I'm that type of freak
Do you want to feel this? Do you want to feel this?

Norman Schwartzkoff, something tells me you want to go home
Champagne, bibles, custom clothes you own
Calling up from special area codes
Hollywood nuns with the Hollywood phones
I got nothing to do, nowhere to go
I'll tell you what you want if you want to know
Satin sheets, tropical oils, turn up the heat 'til the swimming pool boils
Let all the neighbors read it in the papers
Making all those gentlemen cry realistic tears

Do you like that? Yeah, one more time.
I wanna know what makes you scream
Be your twenty-million dollar fantasy
Treat you real good, expensive jeans
Hollywood freaks on the Hollywood scene
Touch it real good if you want a piece
Party people know I'm that type of freak

Jockin' my Mercedes! Probably have my baby!
Shop at Old Navy! He wish he was a lady!
Do you want to feel this? Do you want to feel this?
Do you want to feel this? Do you want to feel this?

Dance floors, on all the talk shows
Hot dogs, No-Doz, hot sex in back rows
You know, Hyundais tricked out
In Christmas in July
6.2%, yeah, you fill in the blanks
It's tricky, tutti frutti, automatic bzooty
We are mixing bizness with leather

I want to hear it!

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Originally posted by Delta What? Say what? He my nun! Hot milk, mm, tweak my nipple, Champagne and Ripple Shamans go cripple, my sales go triple We drop lobotomy beats, evaporated meats On high-tech streets, we go solo Dance floors and talk shows, hot dogs, No-Doz Hot sex in back rows, heh-heh I wanna know what makes you scream Be your twenty-million dollar fantasy Treat you real good, expensive jeans Hollywood freaks on the Hollywood scene Touch it real good if you want a piece Party people know I'm that type of freak People look so snooty, take pills, make them moody Automatic bzooty, zero to tutti frutti Sex in the halls, Niagara Falls Local shopping malls receive anonymous calls Hot like a cheetah, neon mamacita Eat at Tacoria, pop lockin' beats from Korea Looking like jailbait, selling lots of real estate Looking like a hot date, banging like an 808 Do you want to feel this? Do you want to feel this? I wanna know what makes you scream Be your twenty-million dollar fantasy Treat you real good, expensive jeans Hollywood freaks on the Hollywood scene Touch it real good if you want a piece Party people know I'm that type of freak Do you want to feel this? Do you want to feel this? Norman Schwartzkoff, something tells me you want to go home Champagne, bibles, custom clothes you own Calling up from special area codes Hollywood nuns with the Hollywood phones I got nothing to do, nowhere to go I'll tell you what you want if you want to know Satin sheets, tropical oils, turn up the heat 'til the swimming pool boils Let all the neighbors read it in the papers Making all those gentlemen cry realistic tears Do you like that? Yeah, one more time. I wanna know what makes you scream Be your twenty-million dollar fantasy Treat you real good, expensive jeans Hollywood freaks on the Hollywood scene Touch it real good if you want a piece Party people know I'm that type of freak Jockin' my Mercedes! Probably have my baby! Shop at Old Navy! He wish he was a lady! Do you want to feel this? Do you want to feel this? Do you want to feel this? Do you want to feel this? Dance floors, on all the talk shows Hot dogs, No-Doz, hot sex in back rows You know, Hyundais tricked out In Christmas in July 6.2%, yeah, you fill in the blanks It's tricky, tutti frutti, automatic bzooty We are mixing bizness with leather

I remember the first time I listened to that album..I was with my friend Rick and we just sat in his room and listened to the whole album and fucking pissed ourselves..There are some of the illest lyrics EVER on that fucking album..

I always randomly text people this: butt secks :o.

I don't know why.

iim high its


the bbq taste thing makes me think, id eat a girl if she tasted like bbq sauce.

Cuz it's funny..I'd laugh if I got that text..