Yuck, I just got the sickness...the stupid cold everybody has.

I'm cold now. The ac is blowing on me and my feet and hands are cold.

I got bit by a dog today at work, I'm fuckin' pissed. Stupid ass golden! AHH! I hate them! They're all crazy over bred dumbass crazy eyed dogs!

OH FUCK YES!! ALF IS ON!!!!!!!

I drew a big fat cock on someone's locker at football. That guy is such a dick.

Is a dickand now he has one on his locker.

o thonk im drunks

Wheee!! Let's all take advantage of Elblue!! I smoked and got a serious case of the munchies and now I feel like I'm gonna puke..I guess I should smoke more!

io took some pills that this black shicke gavce me.. she looks like halle berry. iiwnanns eff her

moss you poobiesa

i have one eye open

My boyfriend is driving me crazy literally. And I know that I'm going crazy but I can't help it which makes me mad, but I'm just so goddam jealous of this girl in his class! GAHH! I hate it.

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Originally posted by elblueblazer moss you poobiesa

I moss you, too, stud..

Mini, control your emotions..Don't let them control you..I used to be a crazy jealous person, but I don't let that get in the way anymore..It's such an ugly feeling..Besides, as long as he's coming home to you, then there's nothing to worry about..If he's trying to make you jealous on purpose, then you need to slap him..

My dreams last night were so effing crazy! I got boob play by my brother in law!! Gross!! At least he's not a bad looking guy..There was chasing in my dream..There were drugs..There was a visit with my friend in Sacto..It was a full night of strange shit in my brain..

I smell so effing good right now I just want to eat myself!

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Originally posted by poobs I smell so effing good right now I just want to eat myself!

uh, what do you smell like?

A little vanilla, some brown sugar and fig, and some rice flower and shea..Aaaand a little bit of aloe and lavender fabric softener or something..

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Originally posted by neckbeard Quote: Originally posted by poobs I smell so effing good right now I just want to eat myself! uh, what do you smell like?

Fish

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Originally posted by poobs Mini, control your emotions..Don't let them control you..I used to be a crazy jealous person, but I don't let that get in the way anymore..It's such an ugly feeling..Besides, as long as he's coming home to you, then there's nothing to worry about..If he's trying to make you jealous on purpose, then you need to slap him..

I know, I'm trying like soooper hard! He's not doing it on purpose, I'm pretty sure. But that's not the only way that he's pissing me off. Whenever I try to give him attntion or get attention he's like "I want to finish watching this" "I'm readin" "I'm doing somethine else" like seriously. WTF?!

The Honeymoon period is ovah!!

GO DODGERS!!!!

Ugly feeling is the precise word. And it's stressing me out unnessicarily, as if I don't have enough to stress about these days!

get a new man!!! problem solved!! im a genius

How DO you do it, Elblue?

Fucking shit! I leave for Chicago tomorrow..I have a massive headache and I still have so much to do..I have to be totally ready by 2:15 today cuz I'm not coming back here tonight..Blech..But tonight is Brody's first school dance!!! We're going to get his hair did..

fannncccyyyy doe she have a lady friend he's going to bring?

No..He kind of wanted to bring this one girl, but then I explained that he'd have to actually dance with her all night and he changed his mind..And now she can't go at all so he's kind of bummed..I doubt he would have tried to dance with her anyways..His best move is a pelvic thrust so I'd rather he didn't dance at all!