Man I hate my friend's kid..

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Quote: Originally posted by poobs   Quote: Originally posted by jellybones   I try my best. Crumpet to go with your cocaine, my dear? Fuck that! I smoke crack, kid! I only do cocaine if it's off of a giant boner.. I assume you don't do it that often, then.

Not that often..Just like 5 times a day..

Where do you find such a large selection of boners?

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Man I hate my friend's kid..

Are your children happy?

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Where do you find such a large selection of boners?

Oh..Here and there..Back alleys..Craigslist..You know..All the safe places..

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Quote: Originally posted by poobs   Man I hate my friend's kid.. Are your children happy?

My child is very happy..Her child is not..And he's ugly..And always sick..And a total brat..Blech..

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Quote: Originally posted by jellybones   Quote: Originally posted by poobs   Man I hate my friend's kid.. Are your children happy? My child is very happy..Her child is not..And he's ugly..And always sick..And a total brat..Blech..

Maybe you should adopt him and get him plastic surgery. And a swift kick in the ass.

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Quote: Originally posted by jellybones   Where do you find such a large selection of boners? Oh..Here and there..Back alleys..Craigslist..You know..All the safe places..

Really? I click all the "MASSIVE ERECTION CLEAROUT" links on the sides of webpages, but I keep getting redirected to Harry Potter incest fanfiction.

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Quote: Originally posted by poobs   Quote: Originally posted by jellybones   Quote: Originally posted by poobs   Man I hate my friend's kid.. Are your children happy? My child is very happy..Her child is not..And he's ugly..And always sick..And a total brat..Blech.. Maybe you should adopt him and get him plastic surgery. And a swift kick in the ass.

Ahhh Helllz nah!! He has some effed up genes..My step-dad thinks he's going to turn into a serial killer..

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Quote: Originally posted by poobs   Quote: Originally posted by jellybones   Where do you find such a large selection of boners? Oh..Here and there..Back alleys..Craigslist..You know..All the safe places.. Really? I click all the "MASSIVE ERECTION CLEAROUT" links on the sides of webpages, but I keep getting redirected to Harry Potter incest fanfiction.

Yeah..Like you weren't trying to go there to begin with..Perv..

See if he starts to skin his pet hamster alive. That's the first sign.

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Quote: Originally posted by jellybones   Quote: Originally posted by poobs   Quote: Originally posted by jellybones   Where do you find such a large selection of boners? Oh..Here and there..Back alleys..Craigslist..You know..All the safe places.. Really? I click all the "MASSIVE ERECTION CLEAROUT" links on the sides of webpages, but I keep getting redirected to Harry Potter incest fanfiction. Yeah..Like you weren't trying to go there to begin with..Perv..

I swear to god I didn't want to see the ginger twins doing it!





....maybe a little.






....maybe a lot.

The first sign for me was that he was still breastfeeding at age 4..

So tell us about yourself, jellybones!!

I'd like to see a Weasley orgy..The whole daywalker crew!

Fucking Elblue..Where you be at, yo??

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The first sign for me was that he was still breastfeeding at age 4.. So tell us about yourself, jellybones!!

Well, my name is Rose, and the first sign for me was that I was still breast feeding by the age of four.....


I enjoy weird shit as much as the other avarage passing guy, only 40x more than them, so not like the average passing guy at all. I should also probably take into account that I am not a guy, nor am I passing anything at the moment.


I like traffic lights


I think that covers everything.

Traffic lights suck..

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Traffic lights suck..

I Like traffic lights.
I Like traffic lights.
I Like traffic lights,
No matter where they've been.
I Like traffic lights.
I Like traffic lights.
I Like traffic lights.
I Like traffic lights.
I Like traffic lights,
But only when they're green.

On that note, I'm super sleepy..I'm going to Tivo tonight's episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey and sleeeeep instead..Besides, this topic doesn't make any sense now that Elblue pussed out..

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On that note, I'm super sleepy..I'm going to Tivo tonight's episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey and sleeeeep instead..Besides, this topic doesn't make any sense now that Elblue pussed out..

Fucker....sleep well, sweet fairy.

This thread made me laugh so much xD

cause your retarded!!! this thread sucks balls!!!

You can't complain if you did nothing to contribute, fuckface! Maybe you could have made it more entertaining! So suck my anus!!




























Love you, Elblue..

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cause your retarded!!! this thread sucks balls!!!

Idk if this matters, but you probably shouldn't call other people retarded when you can't use the right form of "you're"
...I went there.

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You can't complain if you did nothing to contribute, fuckface! Maybe you could have made it more entertaining! So suck my anus!! also anal stimulation is said to be good for the heart, excellent choice! Love you, Elblue..