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sad.gif posted on 2-19-2004 at 08:49 PM
I just puked..


Projectile vomit aimed into the toilet..You know when you're racing to the toilet and right as you get there you start puking?? Like before you've had a chance to kneel...Yeah..That's what happened..I HATE PUKING! :(:(:(



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[*] posted on 2-19-2004 at 10:04 PM


poor d-d-d-dear. I hate puking as well. :mad::(Have you ever had one of those really bad hangover days. The ones where you still feel drunk because you're not all "there" and you puke and some even manages to come out of your nose?????:no: oh my goodiness. at those point you either want to die or you swear you'll never drink again:rolleyes: ....right

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[*] posted on 2-20-2004 at 07:58 AM


Oh no...is another Brody on the way???

Right now there is some yukky stomach virus that is going around....man I hope I don't get it......

I can only drink a couple of beers or I'll get sick....I don't know why, because when I was younger I could drink, feel shitty with a hang over, and that was it. That's why I like brownies so much---no sickness or hangover.

Oh, puking is the worst! I got food poisoning 7 years ago from bad clam strips---I puked so hard that I busted a blood vessel in my eye, and had a red eye for a week! And I had to go to the hospital because I was so dehydrated! It sucked!!! Come to find out someone else who ate at the same place got it too from a hamburger-----it was caused by a nasty cook who didn't was his hands! Ewwwwww! I don't like eating out much anymore because of that incident.

Hope you're feeling better Poobs!:yes:
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[*] posted on 2-20-2004 at 08:25 AM


Blech..Feeling about the same, just no chunkage coming up at the moment..This is so weak..I even smoked a little last night to make me feel better but all it did was give my throw up a nice skunky taste..:(

I'm a big baby when I'm sick, so I'll probably be on here whining all day since I have no one to take care of me..:no::yes:

I almost always have a hangover whenever I drink, too..I will have a few beers and feel all gross the next day..I haven't thrown up from drinking in a while, but then again, I haven't really gone drinking in a while..:no:

A burst blood vessel?? Did it look like this?



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[*] posted on 2-20-2004 at 09:11 AM


Yea well try puking and the food you are barfing is to heavy so it hits the toilet and splashes right back up at your face, sickest shit ever .........blah :mad: i hated that day
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[*] posted on 2-20-2004 at 09:49 AM


That's totally what happened last night! Splashed all over my clothes and my freshly cleaned hair..So after I showered AGAIN, i still had to clean the puke off of the toilet seat! Nasty..:(



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[*] posted on 2-20-2004 at 01:19 PM


Why were you puking so much dear? I remember when I had to vomit while I was driving (not drunk) It was vomit all over myself or freakishly open the door and barf while holding onto the wheel and driving steadily... I chose to freakishly vomit, it was quite interesting...



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[*] posted on 2-20-2004 at 01:38 PM


Ha! I remember one time I was on the freeway and i had been drinking Power Ade or some crap cuz I was already nauseous and I started to gag so I tried to puke into the bottle cuz I knew it would be all liquid..The bottle overflowed and i ended up spraying it all over the steering wheel and my lap..:(:(:( My son was in the backseat laughing..:lol:

I think I just had some stomach flu kinda thing..I don't know..I'm feeling better now..:D



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[*] posted on 2-20-2004 at 01:51 PM


That is so disgusting yet hilarious at the same exact time. Eww... I can totally picture that whole scene.:no: Glad you are better!



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[*] posted on 2-20-2004 at 01:55 PM


Glad your feeling better Poobs!

Yeah, it's no fun when your hair falls in the toilet either.....I think the worst was the projectile "Linda Blair-Excorcist" puke experience when I had the tummy flu years ago. That's scarey----:lol::no:
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[*] posted on 2-20-2004 at 04:54 PM


I remember my best friend got drunk and barfed all over my hands , what are friends for :yes: ... Who would have known we had so many barf stories
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[*] posted on 2-20-2004 at 05:25 PM


one of my friends decided to make a last minute mini-road-trip for a concert, despite being ill. while she was driving she felt lilke she had to puke so she sped up to reach the rest stop. Before she could get that far down the road, she was pulled over by a cop for speeding. she opened the door and launched at his feet. he just looked at her blankly and handed her a ticket.

she ended up late for the show too. :( bad night



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[*] posted on 2-20-2004 at 08:44 PM


You know whats the sickest thing to puke up, Chicken i swear it comes up all warm and just grosssssssssss :( oh yea and Koolaid
, i want to barf just thinking of it
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[*] posted on 2-20-2004 at 09:38 PM


Milk is pretty bad when you puke it up just moments after it's gone down..You know..When it's still cold? Yuck! :o



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[*] posted on 2-21-2004 at 11:14 AM


eeww... totally, I think I saw that on jackass way back when I had cable or t.v. for that matter. That is so funny, you'd think the cop would understand.



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I got a cop story... well monday (this last one 16th) the cops came to our house (not cause of drugs but because my friend was bruised up and she ran away to our house. her stepdad came to get her... and blah blah blah...) well it started off as just one car then two and then we practically had the whole police station at my house. The main cop asked us if we would take care of her until things were situated. (I am leaving out a whole barrel of information) well, my mom was driving the very next day and got pulled over by a cop. IT WAS THAT MAIN COP WHO PULLED HER OVER! he didn't remember her. She said, "don't you remember me???:saint:" and she explained who she was and he asked how my friend was doing and he let her go without a ticket for not having her tags. That was her third time being pulled over for that reason and she doesn't get tickets...



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[*] posted on 2-21-2004 at 11:31 AM


I never got out of a ticket. :no::rolleyes:
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[*] posted on 2-21-2004 at 11:43 AM


Holy crap! she's lucky! One time my mom got pulled over and the cop told her what she did wrong and she said,"Oh you're kidding!" and he said, "I'm not in the business to kid, ma'am"..Hahaaa! What a tool..I love cops, but that guy was too much..

I've only been pulled over twice, and I got tickets both times..But the cops were super cool! :D



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[*] posted on 2-21-2004 at 12:06 PM


check this out, my freaking grandma gets pulled over for not wearing a seat belt , and already 3 times she tells the cop that she forgot to put it on and they let her go!!! crazy lil lady i tell ya!!!
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