"If your dog farts and YOU CLAIM IT. . . .You might be a redneck"

Why would you ever claim your dog's fart? Do rednecks really do that? I think Corkey should answer this one..

I agree becuase I have no Idea. . . . .

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Originally posted by minimandy14 sorry I can't spell! I know what you mean though, my sister has really bad acne and she uses tea tree oil and stuff.

It's amazing how something so simple works friggin' miracles :P

Yea, you would never know that she had acne anymore, of course she still has to use it to keep it from coming back but its like wow, amazing.

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Originally posted by poobs Why would you ever claim your dog's fart? Do rednecks really do that? I think Corkey should answer this one..

Yep, they do that! I think It might be because if your dog farts alot, you can claim that your own farts are not yours and that you dog did it and you didn't. Kinda like putting the blame on your dog when your the one that farted.

Not so much..

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Originally posted by poobs Not so much..

Don't get it.

its so funny corkey becuase you have it COMPLETLEY backwards!

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Originally posted by minimandy14 I agree becuase I have no Idea. . . . .

Well how you know I had it backwards then? Hmmmm...........

ummm because I was talking about a person claiming a dogs fart not blaming it on the dog. And poobs said that she didn't know it hicks really did claim farts from a dog and that we should ask you. And I said that I agreed with her (in the fact that we should ask you if its true) becuase I had no Idea if it was or not! jeez, you need to read better I'm really getting tired of having to explain everything in barney terms to you.

I want a dog. Not a gassy dog. Nor a dog to blame farts on. Just a dog. A beagle. That I shall name Pacman. Or Luigi. I haven't decided that yet.

I had a dog for a day. She was cute. Too bad she belonged to some one else.

Remember when your brother tried to pet her, and he petted the headrest on accident?

HAHAHAHAHA. Oi. I about died of laughter. Or when Emily's dad rested his hand on my knee instead of hers. So awkward and hilarious.

I bet that was awkward. I had this friend one time that used to touch peoples legs and be all like "does this make you uncomfortable" and if they said no then she would move her hand up the persons leg and keep asking until they said yes. and this one time she was doing that to someones dad and they kept saying no and then she felt his keys in his pocket and like freaked out because she thought it was. . .well. . .something else, and it was so hilarious! but I'm pretty sure just as awkward as that. . . . .

Your friend sounds like she has some issues with personal boundaries.

Your friend sounds really neat.... I love when people touch me.... Yes.

*pokes Evil*

Your correct response was, "That's not what you said last night." Durrrr. It worked perfectly.

Er, sorry but I don't swing that way.

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Originally posted by JunoRedneck Your friend sounds like she has some issues with personal boundaries.

Seriously..Your friend sounds like she has some issues period..

Yea. . .. . I dunno, I havn't talked to her in a LONG time. . . I think she moved to like alabama or something. . . . I dunno, she was just weird like that, she was so hilarious though!

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Originally posted by minimandy14 ummm because I was talking about a person claiming a dogs fart not blaming it on the dog. And poobs said that she didn't know it hicks really did claim farts from a dog and that we should ask you. And I said that I agreed with her (in the fact that we should ask you if its true) becuase I had no Idea if it was or not! jeez, you need to read better I'm really getting tired of having to explain everything in barney terms to you.

Yes and I explained it to you. That's why they claiming dog farts.

They're claiming dog farts so that way they can blame it on the dog?