OH MY GOSH! My brother is calling me again!! I guess when he couldn't reach me earlier he stayed at the bar! Ugh..I'm so annoyed..

Lmao. You never disappoint me e

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Originally posted by elblueblazer

That makes me sad..

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Originally posted by poobs OH MY GOSH! My brother is calling me again!! I guess when he couldn't reach me earlier he stayed at the bar! Ugh..I'm so annoyed..

smoke a bowl for every time he calls. XD

ok ok heres a bek song called


touch dolphins


http://www.megaupload.com/?d=FSTBTWXH

one last bowl

i put on pay no mind by beck

here are two funny quotes from the onion



" My campaign to save the whales is a natural progression of my life's work. Wherever a species finds itself in danger, I am there to rescue it through raw, unadulterated fornication."
(The Onion)

This is not the first time a McDonald's character has stirred controversy for its violent nature. In 1982, the company introduced "Shakes McJunkie," an emaciated addict who robbed characters of their possessions, which he then sold to buy McDonald's shakes. He was later reworked as "The Machead," a homeless, wild-eyed Big Mac addict who turned to panhandling and gay prostitution as a means of supporting his severe burger habit.
(the onion)

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Originally posted by poobs OH MY GOSH! My brother is calling me again!! I guess when he couldn't reach me earlier he stayed at the bar! Ugh..I'm so annoyed..

Umm..Ok..I freaked for no reason..he called and blabbered about bangers and mash in an english accent and then said they're at a hotel..Oi vey..But I heard his friend in the background with a REAL english accent and melted..I do love the accents..

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Originally posted by Delta ok ok heres a bek song called touch dolphins http://www.megaupload.com/?d=FSTBTWXH

you can touch my dolphins . Lol. Idk

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Originally posted by elblueblazer i put on pay no mind by beck

like a giant dildo crushing the sun


there are two versions of that song, the one has extra lyrics and was found on vinyl a long time ago

then theres "got no mind" which is grungier, but diff, lyrics btu still sounds similar

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Originally posted by poobs Quote: Originally posted by poobs OH MY GOSH! My brother is calling me again!! I guess when he couldn't reach me earlier he stayed at the bar! Ugh..I'm so annoyed.. Umm..Ok..I freaked for no reason..he called and blabbered about bangers and mash in an english accent and then said they're at a hotel..Oi vey..But I heard his friend in the background with a REAL english accent and melted..I do love the accents..

lmfao, and invite then over.

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Originally posted by Delta This is not the first time a McDonald's character has stirred controversy for its violent nature. In 1982, the company introduced "Shakes McJunkie," an emaciated addict who robbed characters of their possessions, which he then sold to buy McDonald's shakes. He was later reworked as "The Machead," a homeless, wild-eyed Big Mac addict who turned to panhandling and gay prostitution as a means of supporting his severe burger habit. (the onion)

That's good shit..

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Originally posted by SKG Quote: Originally posted by Delta ok ok heres a bek song called touch dolphins http://www.megaupload.com/?d=FSTBTWXH you can touch my dolphins . Lol. Idk

Yea, touch dolphins
I fuckin' love you guys!
[crowd keeps singing chorus to "Loser"]
You guys are great!
I wanna touch every one of you!
I wanna touch all of you!
I want you to touch each other
I really really want you to touch dolphins
Because dolphins are the secret to the fuckin' universe
Right here, tonight
And I also like chicken
Fuckin' love chicken
But I like, motherfucking dolphins!
Motherfucking dolphins!
Reach out and fuckin' touch some dolphins
I'd like to acheive world peace in the next five minutes
Right here, we're gonna do it
Right here, right now
Reach your hand up into the sky
And say "Dolphins are real!"
This is the greatest fuckin' moment in my life!
Right now and I'm gonna live it
At least for another 20 seconds
OK, I think it's over now
It's not the fuckin' best moment of my life
But you know I still want to touch dolphins
1, 2, 3... TOUCH DOLPHINS!
Yes
Fucking touch dolphins
Feels so good, touch dolphins in the water
Touch dolphins
You all know what I'm talkin' about?
Because I don't know what I'm talkin' about
Fax that to your grandma!
Here to defy the logic of all dolphin laws!

Opps. I meant and you didn't invite them over. Damn t9

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Originally posted by SKG Quote: Originally posted by Delta ok ok heres a bek song called touch dolphins http://www.megaupload.com/?d=FSTBTWXH you can touch my dolphins . Lol. Idk

Yay!! Touch each other's dolphins!!

i think i have an erection!




....



touch dolphins

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Originally posted by SKG Opps. I meant and you didn't invite them over. Damn t9

I know..Now I wish I had..I still have some GHB from the other night with Bluey..I could have used it on the Brit..

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Originally posted by Delta i think i have an erection!

now's our chance poobs! Lol.

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Originally posted by Delta i think i have an erection! .... touch dolphins

Erections are fun..

heheh a blow J.... or a B Job

No..I think the guy is just getting help with his zipper..

A blow job is still a job..