the woman taking care of accounting here has this HUGE wart on her chin. and whenever i have to talk to her i nearly mix up words and have been on the verge of saying something with "wart" a couple of times. a very Austin Powers moment.



[Edited on 3-3-2005 by 7cut]

Heh yea, I have this gay friend and its so icky cause he is like 18 and his boyfriend is like 57 and like every time i hang out with him i always end up saying thats gay instead of thats lame. . . . .

One time I bumped into my ex's little sister and she got those shag haircuts that most girls are getting these days. And I blurted out, "Whoa! I didn't recognize you! No wonder you were looking at me, I was like, hah, that girl has a mullet!"
I don't know, the hairdresser did a very bad job of cutting her hair and I felt so bad for blurting that out because she's a nice person.