No they claim dog farts so they can say that when they fart they can blame it on the dog.

That makes no sense what so ever.

Why would they claim a dog's fart, but deny their own? Durrrrrrrrrrrrrr. You're a moron.

God Dammit people READ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok role playing: (pay attention!!!!)

Two guys are standing outside with a dog. Guy1 lets out a big fart.

Guy2: "Hey, you nasty motherfucker!!!!! That was loud and it smells!!!"

Guy1: "That was not me!!!! It was my dog!!! I swear!!!!"

Guy2: "Oh, Sorry man, I thought that was you!!! Damn, your dog farts like a man!!!! Ha ha ha.....

Guy1: Ha ha ha.......(wow that worked!!!)

Dog: (thinking in his mind) "You lying Son of a Bitch!!!!!"


Now if you don't get this, well, something got to be wrong. But that explains the whole claiming dog farts and crap. And Evil, I'm not a moron, rednecks are for thinking of this shit.



[Edited on 12-7-2005 by corkey16]

OK I think its YOU that don't read Corkey! Jesus Christ. OK here's some role playing for you to as to what EYE was saying . . . .

Two guys and a dog are sitting on there front porch-

guy 1- hey whats up?

guy2- eh nothing much (DOG farts)

Guy1- Sorry that was me.

Get it now corkey? I wasn't saying that the guy was BLAMING the effing dog I was saying that the guy was CLAIMING the fart that was made by the dog.

Why didn't you say so the first time? That sounds like something a redneck would do. Dumb. That's the answer to your first question. Cause they are dumb. You should have known that one instead of asking me. You live in Redneckville now.

[Edited on 12-7-2005 by corkey16]

THAT IS WHAT I SAID THE FIRST TIME!!!!!!!! JESUS CHRIST YOU NEED TO READ PEOPLES POSTS BETTER!

You need to explain things better.:P

you know I explained it that way in all of my posts, you just need to read better, I'm serisouly getting tired of having to explain everything to you, as I am sure everyone else is.

Well I'm already tired of you period. Just don't repond if you don't understand me. ok. Instead of trying to prove a point that make no sence. Waste of space and time.

I understood you perfectly fine, and I've been posting on here longer than you so why don't you take your own advice and if you don't understand something than don't post anything, becuase you seem to be the one in the dark all the time.

You seem to be the one that is all in my ass all the time. Maybe if you get out of it, we wouldn't have so many differences.