once again.....if i had a band......i'd name it "Jack Mehoff".........

remember.......i'm easily ammused.....:o

Dyler's band would be The Heart Attacks..

that or

bloody hell

my band would be.........the testtube babies.........hahha

your band would be called ...
"little boy veedee and the fat olsen fantasy that will never happen"

no really, did I mention that diaper thing on here? ...yeah, Dyler would have
(from all imagining assumptions) loved this band 'Men's Recovery Project' who's 'outfits at times were so excellent...
typically the guitar player wore a black garbage bag ala diaper, no shirt and an S and M mask...drummer once sported cherry red high heel strapped to his face...and once the drummer and bass player played the whole show under a white king sized (?) sheet...or was it queen...
From that I had weird (of course) ideas of a band that was more in frequency with the locust but the stage show of the butthole surfers and the flaming lips...tons of strobe, for sure heart attack pleasure, the diapers, coming out smoking joints onstage...crash worship came close, maybe part caroliner rainblow, but this one is one for the Dali's of the next absinthe/speed renaissance...coming soon to a planet near you...take it away gramma

fark man and I forgot the Plasmatics...they are the blueprint for all that is wild and untamed that the youth are rarely reminded ever existed...
Wendy O Williams...a legend for all true punk rock freedom forever.
...and how weird does this sound...someone I talked to tonight at work told me (among countless other monumental gigs over the last forty years)...she
saw Janis Joplin have sex with a member of the audience on stage while the band played...I mean talk about southern comfort...try that one on for size Dirty Ho

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Originally posted by nurzetrev ...and how weird does this sound...someone I talked to tonight at work told me (among countless other monumental gigs over the last forty years)...she saw Janis Joplin have sex with a member of the audience on stage while the band played...I mean talk about southern comfort...try that one on for size Dirty Ho

Ummm...Ewwwww!!! :duh:

:o

Dyler's second band would be Orbit..:duh:

No it would be
"Chewing gum Charlie and the wrigley Arseholes"..

Eww..Wrigley Arseholes sounds like Wiggly Assholes, which is making a really gross picture in my head right now..

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Originally posted by poobs Eww..Wrigley Arseholes sounds like Wiggly Assholes, which is making a really gross picture in my head right now..

Not another gross picture :o

Do it..:duh:

aaaaarrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggghhhhhh


[Edited on 9-4-2004 by DylerPlummer]

[Edited on 9-4-2004 by DylerPlummer]

Hahahahaaaa! Two edits?? Damn..I wish I had gotten here quicker!!

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Originally posted by poobs Hahahahaaaa! Two edits?? Damn..I wish I had gotten here quicker!!

You didn't miss anything..

"Minds and Behinds"
"Analysis and Anal Cysts"
"Nuts and Butts"
"Freaks and Cheeks"
"Loons and Moons"
"Lost Souls and Ass Holes"
i got those from a joke i'll post that next if you like, well even if you don't

Crazy Ass Joke
Two doctors opened an office in a small town.
They put up a sign reading: "Dr Smith and Dr Jones, Psychiatry and
Proctology."
The town council was not too happy with the sign, so the doctors
changed it to: "Hysterias and Posteriors."
This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the council,
they changed the sign to: "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids."
No go! Next they tried "Catatonics and Colonics" Thumbs down again.
Then came, "Manic-Depressives and Anal-Retentives."
But is was still not good! So they tried:
"Minds and Behinds"
"Analysis and Anal Cysts"
"Nuts and Butts"
"Freaks and Cheeks"
"Loons and Moons"
"Lost Souls and Ass Holes"
None worked.
Almost at their wits' end, the doctors finally came up with a title
they thought might be accepted by the council:
"Dr Smith and Dr Jones, Odds and Ends."
APPROVED!

they should have dr. poobs at the that office as well.....she seems to be a psycholigist of some sort.

Nice one, Robotic!!!

mhmm

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Originally posted by DylerPlummer Quote: Originally posted by poobs Hahahahaaaa! Two edits?? Damn..I wish I had gotten here quicker!! You didn't miss anything..

We'll see about that!!!

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