...their vacuum steamer functions were solely intended to clean and beautify
household rugs as shown in the advertisement

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Originally posted by poobs Whaaa??? Is this from The Onion??

please, sister, don't make a naked, grown man cry!... ok, ok, I made a few changes, but yes
I do like and subscribe to 'onion-like' philosophy reporting and shizzle:saint:

The Onion rocks my fucking socks off..

oh you wear socks too?... I thought all you wore were tank tops and the matching helmet which are afraid to show in public!...excellent!:wow:

You're naked? Trevor why are you on the computer while you're naked?


:o

I knew you'd understand...no I was fully decked out in the sleep chamber...wait, this isn't the dream thread...it's too chilly for that girlfriend,
I sitting by a friggin' space heater!

Aren't you suppose to be on your way to Baltimore to see Farquhar? It's still pretty cold up here.......

I'm hungry........

Nice to meet you, hungry..mmmwaaahhahahaaaaaa!!!!

there's still time for that...and not that I'm clothesless, but
I was in the market for some cool pants if I got there early enough...
but naw, I'm not leaving for a few hours...only takes me two to get up
to John Watersville...

Hungry like the wolf that eats men, wooohoaaaaa!!!!

You'll be close to John Watersville, by the SideBar.

Maybe Willy won't be wearing any pants on Saturday....:wow:

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Originally posted by nurzetrev Hungry like the wolf that eats men, wooohoaaaaa!!!!

:o:o:o:duh::duh::saint::saint:

who me...no I only eat little children.....

(in teenage schoolgirl voice) "you secretly love him!...You want to have 9000 of his hung babies!"

x1000

Sssshhhh...you're not suppose to tell everyone....Yeah, and I could name them:

Ding Hung
Dong Hung
Peter Hung
Willy Hung, Jr.
Dick hung
Dung Hung......, hopefully I wouldn't have any girls.....

"I'd like you to meet my daugher, So Hung"..

sum young ho Hung

Sum Yung Guy Hung?

Sum Cum Hung

and SUm Go Hung (Ry)! :duh:

Sum Lik Balls Hung

Gei Wel Hung?

Crap I'm bored!! :o

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Originally posted by poobs Sum Lik Balls Hung

poor Willy, he was probably tortured in High school......I hope he doesn't go postal and break out a machine gun on Saturday...

The chili will bring back early memories of the school cafeteria, and the large object that was shoved up his butt by the cruel kids in his class..

Poor Willy! He's probably use to strange objects up his butt!

Now the chili....they probably dropped it on his head at the prom like in that movie "Carrie".... I think Willy now secretly worships Satan.....

Aww...Poor little Willy..