In the spirit of Passion of Christ which I haven't seen yet, I thought there should be a thread about this dude. I'm not religious, or anything, but he's pretty famous. I mean come on he moved a lot of units(bibles ), and everyone's been waiting for his comeback tour. I heard he's actually been crashing at Frank Sinatras' old place working on some new stuff. :D

What really triggered this thought was going to see IMA ROBOT at The Troubadour last year, or the year before(damn time is screaming by , and I can't remember), but a band called Jesus Wore Dickies opened(who were totally good). There name has stuck with me this whole time, and occasionally I make variations on it.

My favorite is:
Jesus Drove a Volkswagen

Sometimes when going through West Hollywood I think:
Jesus Wore High Heels, or
Jesus wore a dress(and he did!)

I think you get the picture. Just wanted to share. Let's throw anything in here Jesus. Art, photos, thoughts, etc.

Disclaimer: This is not a mockery. Just ART. Bible Thumpers go pray.

Jesus built my hotrod.

Jesus is the lead singer of Nickelback. :wow:

we are going to hell

Jesus ate some brownies..

Jesus pumped gas..

Hot damn! This is going to keep me entertained for weeks!

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Hot damn! This is going to keep me entertained for weeks!

That's exactly what I was thinking.

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we are going to hell

Jesus purchases a pair of Levi's

Jesus runs around the house in his Spongebob briefs (Brody was the inspiration for that one )

Oh my....:o:o:o:o:wow::wow::wow:

Jesus ate some brownies......Poobs, that made me laugh.
That would explain the sandals


My favorite movie of all time is :
"Jesus Christ Superstar"---1973 version with Ted Neeley and Carl Anderson.

Yeah, I'm a geek. My Mom took me to see it when it came out in theaters when I was 3. Ever since then I've been hooked. I've seen the broadway version lots of times also....it's the singing and dancing that gets me every time. I find myself lost in the movie/and theater show every time I watch it..........

Anyone ever watch "Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band" with Peter Frampton and The BeeGee's? Eat some brownies and watch it.......you'll be singing along in no time!

i saw the passions of the christ with one of my classes (yeah, i had to pay 7 bucks, but i didn't have to take any tests that day! heh) and all i could think of afterwards was, "god, that sucked, i mean, we all knew he was going to die in the end..."
i think that was my anti-religious side coming out, but i still made everyone laugh...

King Herod's Song (Try It and See)

HEROD

Jesus, I am overjoyed to meet you face to face.
You've been getting quite a name all around the place.
Healing criples, raising from the dead.
And now I understand you're God,
At least, that's what you've said.
So, you are the Christ, you're the great Jesus Christ.
Prove to me that you're devine; change my water into wine.
That's all you need do, then I'll know it's all true.
Come on, King of the Jews.
Jesus, you just won't believe the hit you've made around here.
You are all we talk about, the wonder of the year.
Oh what a pity if it's all a lie.
Still, I'm sure that you can rock the cynics if you tried.
So, you are the Christ, you're the great Jesus Christ.
Prove to me that you're no fool; walk across my swimming pool.
If you do that for me, then I'll let you go free.
Come on, King of the Jews.
I only ask what I'd ask any superstar.
What is it that you have got that puts you where you are.
I am waiting, yes I'm a captive fan.
I'm dying to be shown that you are not just any man.
So, if you are the Christ, yes the great Jesus Christ
Feed my household with this bread.
You can do it on your head.
Or has something gone wrong. Jesus, why do you take so long?
Oh come on, King of the Jews.
Hey! Aren't you scared of me Christ?
Mr. Wonderful Christ?
You're a joke. You're not the Lord.
You are nothing but a fraud.
Take him away.
He's got nothing to say!
Get out you King of the,
Get out King of the,
Oh get out you King of the Jews!
Get out of here!
Get out of here you,
Get out of my life.

Hey, hey, hey........how did you know that???? Are you a closet "Jesus Christ Superstar" freak?



:wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::D


I love the darkness and energy from that movie/ and theater production.....superb!

Now I want to go watch the movie! See what you did....I love the beginning when they all get off the bus (in the movie) and do the tribal dance with Jesus...then he slowly walks away.....The music is soooo intense, I LOVE THAT MOVIE!!!









[Edited on 29-2-2004 by MichelleRene]

Herod's Song is the fucking snip snap. I think I'll have to learn it on piano this month.

I've become a raging atheist over the past few years. I recently devoured "Atheism: The Case Against God" and highly recommend it to anyone considering reason as an alternative to dubious mythology.

Oh, and Mel Gibson is a fucking nutcase homophobe asshole and I fully endorse the piracy and distribution of Lethal Weapon Jesus (I'm getting too old for this crucifixion!) and any other such acts of subversion that might prevent any future Godspolitation movies.

:o:o:o:o:o:o:wow::wow:

Oh my...you're a bad boy........

I aint bad, I aint nothin!

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Originally posted by RiffRaff I aint bad, I aint nothin!

Ummm....ok.....sorry......

"You aint bad, you aint nothin!"

You ain't fat..You ain't nuthing!

:o:o:o


OMG!


How did we get from Jesus to Michael Jackson to Weird Al? AHHHHHHHHH...

I think it was a natural progression, don't you? :saint::D

I'm too drunk to o troofully respond, but it llooks excellent,
can you send some of those brownines in the mail?

I'm saving up for the chili cookoff....

Trev, it doesn't sound like you need any brownies. Take a vitamin before you go to bed next time (after drinking) because you won't have too bad of a hangover. It really does work.

My lil sisters kinda obsessed with Jesus, but she isn't religious for shit. She collects the Jesus action figures... and is going to see the movie this morning

Ooohh..Report back with her thoughts!

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Originally posted by TurtleEnterprises She collects the Jesus action figures..

Wow! There's Jesus action figures?

I'm not religious either, I like to say more spiritual than anything. But I am fascinated with various beliefs and find myself reading about them or watching shows on TV about them. It's all very interesting.....let us know what she thinks of the movie---heard it's gruesome, but the way they filmed it with the cool blue color tint, it looks amazing from an artistic stand point.....

...I second that and thank you Mother Theresa, now change my clothes
and give me a bath...