I will be going to sleep soon since im sick and want to knock out asap. Just wishin you a ....


Eat lots and get fat.

I get to eat lots of food and have uncomfortable conversations with friends of my parents I don't know that well. Including this one guy, who says that everything is "fantastic". He's says it like every other word. I mean, it's good to be so optimistic and high-spirited about things... but not everything is fantastic!!! I just want to slap him.

Happy Thanksgiving by the way :D

I hope everyone has a FANTASTIC Thanksgiving.

shut up

Gobbles..



This episode is on at the moment, by the way..:D

Happy Thanksgiving to all!!

i could see if someone said fuck after every word but not fantastic. . . . .

happy thanxgiving - although it's not celebrated here. just a normal day with deep-frozen pizza into the oven, like always. :duh:

mmmh, wouldn´t mind a slice of turkey and those yummy sweet potoes you have in the States.
i´ve only had a sandwich with camenbert and an egg for lunch.

these structures look like sunflowers around that bird..

Over the years, the Butterball Turkey Talk-Line staff have had their share of memorable calls -- inquiries that stand out from the crowd because they're heartwarming or amusing.
We asked some of the veteran staff members to tell us their favorites; plus, we rounded up a bunch of our own personal favorites from the Talk-Line archives.
It's hard to beat the call from a trucker who planned to cook his Thanksgiving turkey on the engine of his truck ("Will it cook faster if I drive faster?", but some of these come pretty close.
Warning: do not attempt to adjust your screen -- these are real incidents, true stories -- from the front lines!
Home alone, a Kentucky woman was in the doghouse when she called the Butterball Turkey Talk-Line. While preparing the turkey, her chihuahua jumped into the bird's body cavity and couldn't get out. She tried pulling the dog and shaking the bird, but nothing worked. She and the dog became more and more distraught. After calming the woman down, the Talk-Line home economist  suggested carefully cutting the opening in the cavity of the turkey wider. It worked and Fido was freed!
Roasting a turkey doesn't have to interfere with the daily routine, so said a retired Floridian. He called "Turkey Central" for turkey grilling tips while waiting to tee off from the 14th hole.
Taking turkey preparation an extra step, a Virginian wondered, "How do you thaw a fresh turkey?" The Talk-Line staffer explained that fresh turkeys aren't frozen and don't need to be thawed.
Don't wait until the last minute! On Thanksgiving Day, a Georgian woman took the "Be prepared" motto to heart. She had just agreed to host Thanksgiving Dinner and called the Talk-Line a year ahead of time for turkey tips.
A Southern woman called to comment, "On Thanksgiving Day, the Butterball Turkey Talk-Line is more important than the President. He can take the day off, but the Talk-Line staff can't."
A woman called to find out how long it would take to roast her turkey. To answer the question, the Talk-Line home economist asked how much the bird weighed. The woman responded, "I don't know, it's still running around outside."
Tofu turkey? No matter how you slice it, Thanksgiving just isn't Thanksgiving without turkey. A restaurant owner in California wanted to know how to roast a turkey for a vegetarian menu.
A West Coast woman took turkey preparation to extremes by scrubbing her bird with bleach. Afterward, she called the Talk-Line to find out how to clean off the bleach. To her dismay, she was advised to dispose of the turkey.
A novice turkey-cooking chef wanted to know if the yellow netting and wrapper around the turkey should be removed before roasting. Envisioning a melted plastic turkey blob, the home economist responded, "Yes," then offered complete roasting directions.

hmm turkey.. were having indonesian fish and chicken tonight, thats alright with me too ^_^

Im starving myself till Turkey Time. I want pie ASAP.

mmmmmm my mom is making potato, and fruit salad *drools* i am starving myself till turkey time too :D Happy Thanksgiving

My Mom mad us promise not to say the EFF word today, so were replacing the EFF word with LOVE... So instead of the usual eff you, it will be Love you .:D

Did anyone notice how many people were online today? Theres usually like 2 or 3 lines of people who have visited today. But today theres 5 lines. I bet it has something to do with the Winter Fling.

Ya, I think the .com people heard that the song was available to listen over here, so they rushed on over. Just proves that we are so much better than .com. Plus, that song rocks...

Oohhh..I just had a free Noah's breakfast and a free Starbuck's coffee..I better puke it all up before the festivities begin..And my little lesbian pastry chef friend sent me home with a cheesecake last night..I can't wait to bust into that thing..

[Edited on 11-25-2004 by poobs]

oh man i love cheese cake but i never eat any because my family doesn't like it . . . . .

Now it's time to smoke a bowl since everyone is leaving for a walk.. :D

Then you'll be extra hungry for Thanksgiving food

Oh man, I never eat on Thanksgiving. I hate all the food. Ew, and pumpkin pie? That's the nastiest thing ever. I almost puked three times already. I don't understand how people can do those things to turkeys.

But Evil, my fridge is filled with pumpkin pie just for you!

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Originally posted by JunoRedneck Then you'll be extra hungry for Thanksgiving food

That's the idea..:D

We have a Thanksgiving miracle on our hands..A sweet little grey kittie has adopted us for the day..This cat came up to me last night on my front porch and just waltzed right in when I opened the door..She's so sweet! We let her out last night cuz we just can't have a cat, but she came right back in this morning..We fed her and she ate like a little pig..She must have been starving.. She's now laying on my bed napping..She's so soft and pretty..She MUST belong to someone so we're going to put up signs, but a part of me hopes that we don't find the owner..I already have a few names picked out..

Awwww, I love cats. They're so cute.