My precious Ellen and the super-lovely Portia De Rossi a happy couple?? Crazy stuff..Oh to be a fly on that bedroom wall.. :o

Dude, Ellen is so cool. I would even date her. Ok, maybe not. But it'd be cool to hang out with her. She's funny. That's the chick from Arrested Development, right?

Yep..And Ally McBeal..I think my love affair with Ellen is pretty well known around these parts, so I won't go into it, but I LOVE her..:duh:

I always thought Portia was hot! I use to watch her on Ally McBeal (I hated that fucking dancing baby!)...but I'd watch it to look at her. I liked her character.

I like Ellen too....you know I heard they might be a couple on one of those talk shows....wow. Maybe I should take that route....my ex said that last month...I never knew I was a closet lesbian!:saint::duh:

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I never knew I was a closet lesbian!

Trust me. All women are.

portia is very cool! i loved ally mcbeal.. many many years ago

i think ellen is a bit too much 'ooh look at me, im gay! im gay ánd fun!'

ellen rocks nuff said.

Exactly Turtle..:D

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Originally posted by Neuwave Quote: I never knew I was a closet lesbian! Trust me. All women are.

In your fantasies, that is..:D

I wish I could swing that way, but the thought of putting my mouth on another girl's love nest grosses me out..I guess I'll have to stick with guys..Any takers? :duh:

. . . . . . .i can't beleive you just said "love nest" that is SO HILARIOUS! thats like this dude i know was all like "you almost touched my google" to this other dude it was so hilarious oh man

Was he quoting Stuart from Mad TV? Cuz that's what his mom always calls it..makes me laugh..:duh:

heh i haven't seen mad tv in like a hella long ass time . . . . . . i miss stuart he's so funny he's my favorite "I HATE THE CHINESE" HAHAHAHA

"Lemmee..lemmeee..Lemme do it!!!"

"Look what I can do!"

"I don't wanna say"

heh heh heh thats great

"i want a happy meal" -stuart
"they don't have happy meals here this is a chinease food returant" - stuarts mom
" I HATE THE CHINESE!" -STUART

ahh that was the best one ever.

yea it was great.

seen it as well .....the only funny thing about Mad TV...Stuart. What do you think on that Chinese woman they´re taking piss on at Mad Tv ...i never thought she was funny at all.

I don't like her either..Not funny..Mad TV isn't that funny, but a few of the characters are good..Michael McDonald is the best one on there for sure..He does a really good white trash guy and this kid named Rusty who's a total tool..That chick Mo Collins, who plays Stuart's mom is really good too..But they will never be SNL..

what are you talking about?! Mad is SOOOO much funnier than snl!!!

no, no it isn't.

SNL is better fo shizzle.

Mad TV is like the poor man's SNL..Don't get me wrong..It has it's moments..I always liked Will Sasso and Alex Borstein when they would be on the red carpet..But, all in all, SNL is victorious..

do you get "AbFab" (Absolutely Fabulous) in the States ? i´ve really been into it so much for a long long time...


"Pats dahlin´" - "oh Eddy, Dahlin´"

I LOVE AB FAB!!!! I have the series on DVD!!! I need to get the latest ones to come out though..They used to play it on Comedy Central, but now I think they only play it on Oxygen Channel..Lame..I remember they had a marathon of it on Thanksgiving about 5 years ago..I was glued to the tv all day..Ahhh..I should watch some episodes tonight..Might help my crappy mood..:duh:

I haven't watched that show in so long. It's hilarious. I should rent it. But I can't right now, for I am in study hall. Luckily my teacher is half blind and I can lie and say I'm doing history research. I'm doing extensive research on fans of Ima Robot...