seacaptain
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Christian Analysis of American Culture
http://www.capalert.com/capreports/
This is a laugh riot!
Sample lines: "The most foul of foul words rears it useless head at least once."
"But now comes Harry Potter presenting evil as something to admire and emulate; something to use against evil. Using evil for good? Do you hear what
that is saying? As God said in Isa. 5:20, you cannot make something light with darkness and something sweet with bitterness. I have not read any of
the "Harry Potter" books."
"Great day in the morning!! What was the MPAA thinking in giving Kangaroo Jack a PG rating!? A man grabbing and holding a woman's breasts with a
comment "They felt so real!" [1 Cor. 7:1-2] Talk of his testicles falling off! [Eph. 5:4] Drunkenness! Guzzling beer! A drinking contest! [Eph. 5:18]
Gunfire to kill, repeatedly! A huge knife at a man's throat, repeatedly! [Ps. 11:5] Nine uses of the three/four letter word vocabulary! [Col. 3:8]
Nineteen uses of God's name in vain though none were with the four letter expletive. [Deut. 5:11] Kangaroo Jack is no more a PG than I am the Man in
the Moon! It is simply more theft of childhood from children. All because the MPAA think they know what is acceptable for your kids. [Jude 4]"
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poobs
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Oh my..  What kind of an existence do these people lead when they freak out over
101 Dalmations!!!
"Wanton Violence/Crime (W) due almost entirely to Close's violent madness and lust for revenge, control, and personal gain. Some sexual material was
noted in abundant cleavage exposure, introducing an actress by showing first her legs then the rest of her, and partial nudity in a painting."
"For example, if only Wanton Violence/Crime earns a score equivalent to R but all other Investigation Areas earn a score equivalent to G, THERE IS
R-RATED MATERIAL IN THE MOVIE AND YOUR KIDS WILL SEE IT AND HEAR IT IF THEY WATCH THE MOVIE!"
:o
Good God, people! I wonder if their kids like living in a plastic bubble..  :D
Huzzah!!
"Looking back, the lion was a bad idea. That's why Dr. Shockla is gonna hook us up with a monkey. I'm gonna teach it taekwondo."

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poobs
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"Several Christian leaders, including myself are waking up and seeing that the entertainment industry is, whether intentional, the single greatest
tool of Satan to remove Jesus from our lives. Comfortably. Efficiently. Desirably. Acceptably. Popcorn flavored."
:wow:
Huzzah!!
"Looking back, the lion was a bad idea. That's why Dr. Shockla is gonna hook us up with a monkey. I'm gonna teach it taekwondo."

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Neuwave
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We just finished a 2-Day job upgrading a computer network for rather prestigious church built in 1920(we "hooked them up" better than the pentagon  ). We later joked at a brewery at how funny it would've been when you're
installing software to put in the slot where they ask "Company" to insert "GOD".
Don't get me wrong. These were good people.
[Edited on 12-3-2003 by Neuwave]
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Daniel Star
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You can always count on overly conservative christian websites for a good laugh.
Of course once you realize these guys are serious, it becomes a little less funny and a little more vomit inducing.
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