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Knock Knock..
Does anyone know any good knock knock jokes? Brody and I were going back and forth this morning, but they weren't very good ones..:duh:
Huzzah!!
"Looking back, the lion was a bad idea. That's why Dr. Shockla is gonna hook us up with a monkey. I'm gonna teach it taekwondo."

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TurtleEnterprises
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List some you guys were telling eachother. 
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana??   
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo hoo?
Don't cry! It's just me!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Taco
Taco who?
Tacos are gross! (I have a feeling Brody made that one up)
Huzzah!!
"Looking back, the lion was a bad idea. That's why Dr. Shockla is gonna hook us up with a monkey. I'm gonna teach it taekwondo."

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Haha. I like the last one.
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Knock Knock
Who's There?
Little Old Lady
Little Old Lady Who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
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minimandy14
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heh that last one was great, never heard it before.
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Knock knock
who's there?
kid with A.D.D
Kid with A.D.D wh--
LET'S GO SLEDDING!
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  That
knock knock joke kicks my knock knock joke's ass.
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haha. Awesome.
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Mister Garrison came up with one also but i can´t recall how it went. something with the pope.
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Wow..Thanks for sharing..
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knock knock
who's there?
ya
ya who?
yahoo showed me were to find this stupid knock knock joke
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minimandy14
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hmmmm, yea that was kinda lame. . . . .
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yea, i know. it's meant to be lame. 
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why are you so pissy today minimandy?
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I don't know. . . . . . . Maybe it has something to do with the moon, and saturn and mars or somthing . . . . .at least thats what the horiscope
said :D
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corkey16
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pms. don't you love it! man, i was suppose to get some this weekend, but i got on the fucking rag. dammit!:P speaking of pms, i was watching cnn
and they came up with a problem called IMS for man. So girls have PMS, Guys have IMS.
[Edited on 14-3-2005 by corkey16]
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You can still do it even though you're on your period..Just lay a towel down or something..
Huzzah!!
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corkey16
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yeah, but that's messy.
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poobs
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Hence the towel..   All I know is that nothing will stop me from getting some if I'm in the mood..
Huzzah!!
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corkey16
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what will stop you?
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What does the IMS stand for?
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Quote: | Originally posted by corkey16
what will stop you? |
Well..maybe not having a partner at the moment..Nah..Even that won't stop me..  
Huzzah!!
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