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poobs
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY NEU-BABY!!!
Happy Happy Birthday
Happy Happy Birthday
Happy Happy Birthday
Oh have a happy day!!!
Love you, Neu! Have a great birthday!! Pictures to follow when I get out of work this evening.. 
Huzzah!!
"Looking back, the lion was a bad idea. That's why Dr. Shockla is gonna hook us up with a monkey. I'm gonna teach it taekwondo."
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poobs
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Eh..Fuck it..I can put off my work for a moment..
Ok..That's all I can do for now..I almost got caught twice!! See how much I love you, Brandon?? :duh::D
Huzzah!!
"Looking back, the lion was a bad idea. That's why Dr. Shockla is gonna hook us up with a monkey. I'm gonna teach it taekwondo."
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Noisemonster
A Full Clip Over The Edge
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY NEUWAVE!
[Edited on 9-1-2006 by Noisemonster]
droplets of \'yes\' and \'no\' in an ocean of \'maybe\'
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poobs
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Hey! No congrats in here! This is for Neu only! It's his special day and he shouldn't have to share it with someone's post count!!  :duh:
Huzzah!!
"Looking back, the lion was a bad idea. That's why Dr. Shockla is gonna hook us up with a monkey. I'm gonna teach it taekwondo."
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JunoRedneck
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Noisemonster
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| Quote: | Originally posted by poobs
Hey! No congrats in here! This is for Neu only! It's his special day and he shouldn't have to share it with someone's post count!! :duh: |
okay? if you think so?  Sometimes I'm like an elephant in a porcelaine shop..
droplets of \'yes\' and \'no\' in an ocean of \'maybe\'
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poobs
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My mom used to always tell my sister she was like a bull in a china closet..I guess that's the same thing, eh? And no worries! I just don't want Brandon to have to share his Birthday thread
with a congrats for someone else, you know? Takes away from the love we all have for him on this special day.. :duh:
Huzzah!!
"Looking back, the lion was a bad idea. That's why Dr. Shockla is gonna hook us up with a monkey. I'm gonna teach it taekwondo."
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Noisemonster
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| Quote: | Originally posted by poobs
My mom used to always tell my sister she was like a bull in a china closet..I guess that's the same thing, eh? |
 I think so. it's funny because that's almost the same expression!
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minimandy14
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY! How old are you now? . . . I'm going to be 18 on the 11th! TWO MORE DAYS! But for you today. Happy Birthday, I hope you have/had
a good one!
This is the beat we live and die to.
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poobs
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Brandon's a sexy bitch..
Huzzah!!
"Looking back, the lion was a bad idea. That's why Dr. Shockla is gonna hook us up with a monkey. I'm gonna teach it taekwondo."
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minimandy14
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Neu's name is Brandon?! WOa. . . .curzy.
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corkey16
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Happy B-Day Neu-Wave!!!!!!:D
\"Now go throw that in your fucking bowl of Cheerios\"
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poobs
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7cut
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Herzlichen Glückwunsch zum Geburtstag!!!
Ich hoffe, Sie feiern schön mit zahlreichen Freunden im zauberhaften Kalifornien. Auf Ihr Wohl!
[Edited on 10-1-2006 by 7cut]
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Evil
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heyo!
happy birthday!
unfortunately it put us in this situation where we had to abandon a lot of babies, you know?
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seacaptain
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Happy birthday Brandon!
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happysmilely
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Happy Birthday !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D ...
P.s. I just have one question. what is this
- Autumn -
{ Polyethylene Pt.2 }
Mad as a Hatter
(the end)
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poobs
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Noisemonster's detatchable penis..:D
Huzzah!!
"Looking back, the lion was a bad idea. That's why Dr. Shockla is gonna hook us up with a monkey. I'm gonna teach it taekwondo."
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minimandy14
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I was wondering the same thing when I saw it!
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happysmilely
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| Quote: | Originally posted by poobs
Noisemonster's detatchable penis..:D |
really, I want one!
(side note:now I have to go play that song so i can get it out of my head.)
- Autumn -
{ Polyethylene Pt.2 }
Mad as a Hatter
(the end)
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minimandy14
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What song?
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Noisemonster
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minimandy14
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Just when the herpes flare up right? Or you can always be like Hitler and have
Siphilus.
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Noisemonster
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Urrrrgh. Now I found out. That thing does the STD Dance! :duh:
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poobs
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| Quote: | Originally posted by minimandy14
What song? |
King Missile - Detatchable Penis
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.
[background singing begins: "detachable penis" over and over]
This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.
[background voices continue to sing "detachable penis" for
a while, then out]
Huzzah!!
"Looking back, the lion was a bad idea. That's why Dr. Shockla is gonna hook us up with a monkey. I'm gonna teach it taekwondo."
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