So this past weekend we had our company picnic..I was ridiculously stoned when I arrived and knew I was going to have a good time..We ate while listening to children's music being played by creepy clowns..I won a trip..Good times..Then it came time for the obstacle course..It was one of those blow-up ones, you know? So I get on a team, even though the whole time I was saying I wasn't going to do it..My turn comes and I can't get over that fucking wall..My pants are falling and I'm trying and trying and all I keep thinking is what's in my signature..I swear, that got my fat ass over that wall! Aaaand I showed such fat ass to the whole company thanks to my pants being a bit too big..Embarrassing, yet so much fun!

Anywho, I was just glad I could use "Climb that wall, homo" in real life..So..I made this thread for any random stories or thoughts anyone else may have..And, really, I just wanted to share my story..Carry on..

drugs are very bad.

That they are, my friend..That. They. Are.

Yes, very, very...erm...good?

[Edited on 6-7-2007 by DoktorJesus]

I'M ON DRUUUGS!!!


just kidding.... or am I?

[Edited on 6-7-2007 by cankersaurous]

lmao, that smiley kicks ass

So one of my friends thought that LOL stood for lots of laughs..I didn't have the heart to tell her that she was wrong..So then my sister and I started making up things for ROFL and we laughed and laughed..That's my story..Now I'm going to make my morning Cosby kid drop off at the pool..

come on....

Poobs gotta take a dump!!!!

how lovely

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Originally posted by SKG how lovely

It was actually..I think I dropped about 30 pounds..I always poo before work cuz I hate doing it there..

Thanks for sharing Poobs! :P:D

i saw the nastiest thing ever this morning.

k, so i was sitting watching Live Earth. then my brother runs out of the bathroom and says "GO LOOK IN THE TOILET" and im like dude, im sorry if i took a crap and forgot to flush. and he said "oh no it wasnt u.." so i go in the bathroom to look and my sister left her bloody tampon in the toilet. disquesting.. i never knew there was that much blood. lmao. so we played rock paper sisors to see who had to flush it. i lost. and almost threw up. he laughed at me.

I had the Drunken Poops today!!! Yay!!!

I got someone's car towed Friday night..Mwwahahaaa!!

Fuck..I really need to find some shrooms..

you're all so freakin weird.

but so am i..

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hahaha. im sorry, i cant help myself sometimes. :D

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Originally posted by poobs I got someone's car towed Friday night..Mwwahahaaa!!

:o How? What happen?

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Originally posted by corkey16 Quote: Originally posted by poobs I got someone's car towed Friday night..Mwwahahaaa!! :o How? What happen?

I came home from my friend's house and someone was in my designated parking spot..I waited like an hour before I called security and they told me to call the tow company..I felt bad, but fuck it..Signs are clearly posted..:P

Didn't know you could do that! Man, I should have thought of that when I use to live in apartments. Stupid people use to steal my parking place all the time. I just got mad one day and keyed one of there cars.:D

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Originally posted by corkey16 Didn't know you could do that! Man, I should have thought of that when I use to live in apartments. Stupid people use to steal my parking place all the time. I just got mad one day and keyed one of there cars.:D

id rather key their car. haha. its funner

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Originally posted by SKG Quote: Originally posted by corkey16 Didn't know you could do that! Man, I should have thought of that when I use to live in apartments. Stupid people use to steal my parking place all the time. I just got mad one day and keyed one of there cars.:D id rather key their car. haha. its funner

But that's damaging someone else's property..That's not fun..At least, not to an adult..:P

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Originally posted by poobs Quote: Originally posted by SKG Quote: Originally posted by corkey16 Didn't know you could do that! Man, I should have thought of that when I use to live in apartments. Stupid people use to steal my parking place all the time. I just got mad one day and keyed one of there cars.:D id rather key their car. haha. its funner But that's damaging someone else's property..That's not fun..At least, not to an adult..:P

well im still a child. haha. and i can see how getting someone towed can be fun too. they get pissed and then have to go out of their way to get the car. lol