I love this show so much and I figured since i knwo some other people here like it, i might as well start a thread.





George Michael: I bought you a wedding ring...tone

I feel like we had one of these before! I could totally be wrong..

Tobias - "Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands."

Another Tobias - "Oh Tobias! You blowhard!"

I no dust buster anymore!
Fine, Ill dust buster!

Narrator: Due to poor acting, the burden of the story was placed on the narrator.

Scandalmakers Narrator: ...only to be found hiding under one of the homes that he himself built.

Narrator: He was actually found in a hole near the house, but this inattention to detail was typical of the laziness the show’s narrator was known for.

George Michael: No, the problem is stupid, the girl isn’t stupid.

Narrator: But if they ever had a child, it would be. Because the girl was his cousin Maeby.

Gob: Cawca cawca cawca cawcaChachi
Lindsy: chachi chachi chachi
George Senior: coo coo ca cha coo coo ca cha
Luciel: A coodle doodle doo a coodle doodle doo

George Senior: I i know a guy who knws hwo to get in contact with her, his name is frank.

Michael: thats Gobs pupet dad

George:... im going to prison




Oscar: o oscar when will you learn theres no such thing as free shrimp!

Luceil: You boys know how to shovel coal?
Narrator: i dont even want to think what they thought that meant.

"We're just blowing through naptime, aren't we?"

"Everyone’s laughing and riding and cornholing except Buster."

what did you expect mohter, im half machine.... IM A MONTSER!!!

Ill give you $1000 to touch me
o my god its my husband!
shit your married to carl weathers?

It walked on my pillow!


Say goodbye to THESE!!

"Isn't this great, we're slave buddies!"-Buster

I got this seal for markmanship, no if youll excuse me mother, theyre putting me in something called Hero squad

And the gorilla is for sandracing..


G.O.B.: W-Worse that can happen is can I spill some on my $3,000 suit. Come on! Oh, yeah, yeah. The guy in the... the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn’t make that in three months. Come on! Oh. Why don’t I just take a whiz through this $5,000 suit?!

...come on!

I made a huge tiny mistake Micahel

Maeby: Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the ‘T’ on it?

Michael: That’s a cross.

Maeby: Across from where?

(I used to have that as my sig for a while..)

George Michael: I have Pop-Pop in the attic.

Michael: What? The mere fact that you call making love “Pop-Pop” tells me you’re not ready.

George michael? Thats like comparing apples to some fruit no one has ever heard of.

Lindsy: Woa looks whos riding that hog in the back!
Michael: GEROGE MICHAEL!
Geroge Michael (sitting next to ann): what?
Micahel: ...20 miles to lego land!

Maeby: My mom signed me out of school early, so then she wouldn’t have to pick me up later, so then she wouldn’t be late for the Christmas party.

Michael: That’s about the worst thing I’ve ever heard.

Maeby: I had to drive because she had a little bit of a buzz on.

Michael: No, that’s it.

Lindsy: I got out some of that old ham we had and im boiling it in water. Guess what i call it?

Michael: soup?

Lindsy: No... Hot ham water!



Buster: mm this is good, its watery but with a SMACK of ham to it.

tobias: oh my godd! were having a fire!.....sale. it burns!

[Edited on 4/24/2008 by anabanana8915]

I DON'T WANT NO PART OF YOUR TIGHT ASS COUNTRY CLUB, YOU FREAK BITCH !

Tobias: I’m sorry, Ted?

Ted: Yes.

Tobias: Is it? Ted. Did Ted make an appointment?

Ted: No, I just work down the hall...

Tobias: No. Well, then Ted can get the hell out of this office! You get the hell out! (Kicks chair.) And that’s how you keep out unwanted visitors.

Gob: I F*cked KITTY!

Gob: Look at us michael crying like a bunch of little girls
Michael: Your the only one crying buddy


George Senior: Stop licking my hand you horses ass@

heh heh under my username it says "worlds first analrapist" :P