Happy Turkey day:)

I will be going to sleep soon since im sick and want to knock out asap. Just wishin you a ....


Eat lots and get fat.

shut up

Gobbles..



This episode is on at the moment, by the way..:D

Happy Thanksgiving to all!!

mmmh, wouldn´t mind a slice of turkey and those yummy sweet potoes you have in the States.
i´ve only had a sandwich with camenbert and an egg for lunch.

Over the years, the Butterball Turkey Talk-Line staff have had their share of memorable calls -- inquiries that stand out from the crowd because they're heartwarming or amusing.
We asked some of the veteran staff members to tell us their favorites; plus, we rounded up a bunch of our own personal favorites from the Talk-Line archives.
It's hard to beat the call from a trucker who planned to cook his Thanksgiving turkey on the engine of his truck ("Will it cook faster if I drive faster?", but some of these come pretty close.
Warning: do not attempt to adjust your screen -- these are real incidents, true stories -- from the front lines!
Home alone, a Kentucky woman was in the doghouse when she called the Butterball Turkey Talk-Line. While preparing the turkey, her chihuahua jumped into the bird's body cavity and couldn't get out. She tried pulling the dog and shaking the bird, but nothing worked. She and the dog became more and more distraught. After calming the woman down, the Talk-Line home economist  suggested carefully cutting the opening in the cavity of the turkey wider. It worked and Fido was freed!
Roasting a turkey doesn't have to interfere with the daily routine, so said a retired Floridian. He called "Turkey Central" for turkey grilling tips while waiting to tee off from the 14th hole.
Taking turkey preparation an extra step, a Virginian wondered, "How do you thaw a fresh turkey?" The Talk-Line staffer explained that fresh turkeys aren't frozen and don't need to be thawed.
Don't wait until the last minute! On Thanksgiving Day, a Georgian woman took the "Be prepared" motto to heart. She had just agreed to host Thanksgiving Dinner and called the Talk-Line a year ahead of time for turkey tips.
A Southern woman called to comment, "On Thanksgiving Day, the Butterball Turkey Talk-Line is more important than the President. He can take the day off, but the Talk-Line staff can't."
A woman called to find out how long it would take to roast her turkey. To answer the question, the Talk-Line home economist asked how much the bird weighed. The woman responded, "I don't know, it's still running around outside."
Tofu turkey? No matter how you slice it, Thanksgiving just isn't Thanksgiving without turkey. A restaurant owner in California wanted to know how to roast a turkey for a vegetarian menu.
A West Coast woman took turkey preparation to extremes by scrubbing her bird with bleach. Afterward, she called the Talk-Line to find out how to clean off the bleach. To her dismay, she was advised to dispose of the turkey.
A novice turkey-cooking chef wanted to know if the yellow netting and wrapper around the turkey should be removed before roasting. Envisioning a melted plastic turkey blob, the home economist responded, "Yes," then offered complete roasting directions.

mmmmmm my mom is making potato, and fruit salad *drools* i am starving myself till turkey time too :D Happy Thanksgiving

My Mom mad us promise not to say the EFF word today, so were replacing the EFF word with LOVE... So instead of the usual eff you, it will be Love you .:D

Oohhh..I just had a free Noah's breakfast and a free Starbuck's coffee..I better puke it all up before the festivities begin..And my little lesbian pastry chef friend sent me home with a cheesecake last night..I can't wait to bust into that thing..

[Edited on 11-25-2004 by poobs]

oh man i love cheese cake but i never eat any because my family doesn't like it . . . . .

Then you'll be extra hungry for Thanksgiving food

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Originally posted by JunoRedneck Then you'll be extra hungry for Thanksgiving food

That's the idea..:D

We have a Thanksgiving miracle on our hands..A sweet little grey kittie has adopted us for the day..This cat came up to me last night on my front porch and just waltzed right in when I opened the door..She's so sweet! We let her out last night cuz we just can't have a cat, but she came right back in this morning..We fed her and she ate like a little pig..She must have been starving.. She's now laying on my bed napping..She's so soft and pretty..She MUST belong to someone so we're going to put up signs, but a part of me hopes that we don't find the owner..I already have a few names picked out..

This one is gorgeous..And soft..And so clean..And she loves me..She was laying in the cutest position on me..She's pulling a Puss N' Boots on me..

i just had a Turkish pizza wrapped like a burrito. which even sort of tasted like a burrito with lettuce and all. anyways, it was good.

Are you serious? That's nasty. Let's go shopping!!!!

update: later on that day i threw up three times coz of that damn Turkish pizza... never never never again.