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Knock Knock..

poobs - 3-10-2005 at 06:40 AM

Does anyone know any good knock knock jokes? Brody and I were going back and forth this morning, but they weren't very good ones..:duh:

TurtleEnterprises - 3-10-2005 at 09:43 AM

List some you guys were telling eachother.:)

poobs - 3-10-2005 at 12:24 PM

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?? :lol::lol::lol::lol:


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo hoo?
Don't cry! It's just me!


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Taco
Taco who?
Tacos are gross! (I have a feeling Brody made that one up)

EvilMotivator - 3-10-2005 at 01:26 PM

Haha. I like the last one.

JunoRedneck - 3-10-2005 at 01:43 PM

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Little Old Lady
Little Old Lady Who?
I didn't know you could yodel!

minimandy14 - 3-10-2005 at 04:28 PM

heh that last one was great, never heard it before.

EN - 3-10-2005 at 06:00 PM

Knock knock
who's there?
kid with A.D.D
Kid with A.D.D wh--
LET'S GO SLEDDING!

poobs - 3-10-2005 at 06:54 PM

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

JunoRedneck - 3-10-2005 at 06:58 PM

:lol::lol: That knock knock joke kicks my knock knock joke's ass.

EvilMotivator - 3-10-2005 at 07:06 PM

haha. Awesome.

minimandy14 - 3-10-2005 at 09:07 PM

:lol::lol::lol::lol: Oh, man. . . . .

7cut - 3-11-2005 at 01:12 AM

Mister Garrison came up with one also but i canīt recall how it went. something with the pope.


poobs - 3-11-2005 at 06:36 AM

Wow..Thanks for sharing.. :rolleyes:

corkey16 - 3-11-2005 at 07:24 AM

knock knock
who's there?
ya
ya who?
yahoo showed me were to find this stupid knock knock joke

minimandy14 - 3-11-2005 at 08:24 PM

hmmmm, yea that was kinda lame. . . . .

corkey16 - 3-12-2005 at 03:02 PM

yea, i know. it's meant to be lame.:)

corkey16 - 3-12-2005 at 03:03 PM

why are you so pissy today minimandy?

minimandy14 - 3-12-2005 at 08:31 PM

I don't know. . . . . . . Maybe it has something to do with the moon, and saturn and mars or somthing . . . . .at least thats what the horiscope said :D

corkey16 - 3-13-2005 at 06:07 PM

pms. don't you love it! man, i was suppose to get some this weekend, but i got on the fucking rag. dammit!:P speaking of pms, i was watching cnn and they came up with a problem called IMS for man. So girls have PMS, Guys have IMS.:lol:

[Edited on 14-3-2005 by corkey16]

poobs - 3-13-2005 at 06:11 PM

You can still do it even though you're on your period..Just lay a towel down or something.. ;) :lol:

corkey16 - 3-13-2005 at 06:21 PM

yeah, but that's messy.

poobs - 3-13-2005 at 06:33 PM

Hence the towel.. :rolleyes::) All I know is that nothing will stop me from getting some if I'm in the mood..:yes:

corkey16 - 3-13-2005 at 06:41 PM

what will stop you?

minimandy14 - 3-13-2005 at 07:13 PM

What does the IMS stand for?

poobs - 3-13-2005 at 10:43 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by corkey16
what will stop you?


Well..maybe not having a partner at the moment..Nah..Even that won't stop me..;):lol::lol:

EvilMotivator - 3-14-2005 at 06:59 AM

yikes.

corkey16 - 3-14-2005 at 07:31 AM

IMS stand for Irritable Male Syndrome. It's when men have Depression, fatigue, irritability, loss of sex drive and even hot flashes. Yep, even men have problems.:yes:

minimandy14 - 3-14-2005 at 02:10 PM

:yes:

RoboticTerrorSTD - 3-14-2005 at 06:20 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by poobs
Hence the towel.. :rolleyes::) All I know is that nothing will stop me from getting some if I'm in the mood..:yes:


Amen to that Poobies
I'm like a friggin' sex fiend, I think my boyfriend gets sick of it. .......:no:

poobs - 3-14-2005 at 07:00 PM

:lol::lol::lol: How could you get sick of some Robotic ass?? I know I never would.. ;)

TurtleEnterprises - 3-14-2005 at 10:21 PM

me neither.:)

corkey16 - 3-15-2005 at 07:23 AM

I ask my husband about all that and he said that actually men get off better when a girls on the rag because it's already lubercated. How weird.:no:

[Edited on 15-3-2005 by corkey16]

RoboticTerrorSTD - 3-15-2005 at 06:31 PM

;) heeeeey

minimandy14 - 3-15-2005 at 07:29 PM

Thats what I heard too, but I don't think I would ever try that, I think its kinda icky.

Jette - 3-16-2005 at 06:59 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by corkey16
I ask my husband about all that and he said that actually men get off better when a girls on the rag because it's already lubercated. How weird.:no:

[Edited on 15-3-2005 by corkey16]


thats weird, is the girl normally not excited enough when theyre about to have sex then :S?

corkey16 - 3-16-2005 at 08:04 AM

Well, it's just us girls, well some of us, fell non-sexy when we are on the rag.:no:

poobs - 3-16-2005 at 09:50 AM

Not sexy when you're on the rag?? But that's the only time you can do the strawberry shake!!! :wow:

Jette - 3-16-2005 at 11:18 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by corkey16
Well, it's just us girls, well some of us, fell non-sexy when we are on the rag.:no:


oh yeah, i know what you mean, but the way you said it its like theyre not lubricated enough when theyre not on the rag, you know




and poobs, do tell me, how exactly does one 'strawberry shake' :duh:

poobs - 3-16-2005 at 12:49 PM

You do 69 and when your mouth is full of his love juice, you guys kiss so the blood from you and his potion mix together like a strawberry shake..:yes:

Soooooooo fucking gross..I read it in some random college paper when I was visiting Berkeley..:no:

Jette - 3-16-2005 at 01:35 PM

:lol: oh my, i thought it was just a random thing you made up!
well, i do see myself as openminded, but thats one thing ill never try!

JunoRedneck - 3-16-2005 at 01:51 PM

delish.

EvilMotivator - 3-16-2005 at 02:19 PM

Thank you for making me puke.

poobs - 3-16-2005 at 02:21 PM

Anytime..Shall I tell you the one about eating out a corpse?? :duh:

EvilMotivator - 3-16-2005 at 02:26 PM

Please, no.

minimandy14 - 3-16-2005 at 08:45 PM

Icky. Icky. Icky. Icky. Icky. Icky. Icky. Icky. Icky. Icky. Icky.

7cut - 3-17-2005 at 04:58 AM

i rather stick with REAL strawberry shakes.

corkey16 - 3-17-2005 at 10:55 AM

me too.

TurtleEnterprises - 3-17-2005 at 10:58 AM

I wanna know about the corpse. :D:o

JunoRedneck - 3-17-2005 at 10:59 AM

:lol: I've become a bit curious myself. I have a strong stomach. I think I can take it.

corkey16 - 3-17-2005 at 11:14 AM

Speaking of strong stomach, i was at work today and this guy, very cute by the way, smelled very weird. it was like ass mixed with farts, bulls breath, and old people. It smelled pretty bad and i walk to him to ask him if he need any help, and vomit right by him. Two other people did the same thing........Them he let out this skinky loud fart.:lol:

EvilMotivator - 3-17-2005 at 01:42 PM

My brothers used to fart on my head all the time when we were younger. Bad times...

EvilMotivator - 3-17-2005 at 01:50 PM

Oh, and speaking of puking...



She was throwing up, and then fell asleep like that. And, yes, that's a bidet next to the toilet.

JunoRedneck - 3-17-2005 at 02:46 PM

Aw, poor Tay. That was kinda random, Evil.

minimandy14 - 3-17-2005 at 07:53 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by EvilMotivator
My brothers used to fart on my head all the time when we were younger. Bad times...


:lol::lol: uh maybe you shouldn't tell people that.:duh:

EvilMotivator - 3-17-2005 at 08:07 PM

Shmeh.

TurtleEnterprises - 3-17-2005 at 09:24 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by corkey16
Speaking of strong stomach, i was at work today and this guy, very cute by the way, smelled very weird. it was like ass mixed with farts, bulls breath, and old people. It smelled pretty bad and i walk to him to ask him if he need any help, and vomit right by him. Two other people did the same thing........Them he let out this skinky loud fart.:lol:


What a nasty bastard.

corkey16 - 3-18-2005 at 07:30 AM

yep, my manager ended up esorting him out of our store. After he left, the whole store smelled like ass.:lol:



[Edited on 18-3-2005 by corkey16]

IsaacBot - 3-25-2005 at 05:39 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by EvilMotivator
Oh, and speaking of puking...



She was throwing up, and then fell asleep like that. And, yes, that's a bidet next to the toilet.

poor tay. and then remember how the next day everyone else in the house was bonus vomitacious. i somehow snuck by with out the horkage...only a bit of the dry heaves and a couple-a queasy days. remember? you were all vomity and asleep in your pen. and when you came out for food or drink i said "stay back, sicky!" and then i ended up running away with my shirt covering my mouth and nose.

ahh...happy memories...