Happy Happy Birthday
Happy Happy Birthday
Happy Happy Birthday
Oh have a happy day!!!
Love you, Neu! Have a great birthday!! Pictures to follow when I get out of work this evening.. poobs - 1-9-2006 at 09:51 AM
Eh..Fuck it..I can put off my work for a moment..
Ok..That's all I can do for now..I almost got caught twice!! See how much I love you, Brandon?? :duh::DNoisemonster - 1-9-2006 at 11:07 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY NEUWAVE!
[Edited on 9-1-2006 by Noisemonster]poobs - 1-9-2006 at 12:19 PM
Hey! No congrats in here! This is for Neu only! It's his special day and he shouldn't have to share it with someone's post count!! :duh:JunoRedneck - 1-9-2006 at 12:33 PM
Noisemonster - 1-9-2006 at 12:55 PM
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Originally posted by poobs
Hey! No congrats in here! This is for Neu only! It's his special day and he shouldn't have to share it with someone's post count!! :duh:
okay? if you think so? Sometimes I'm like an elephant in a porcelaine shop..
poobs - 1-9-2006 at 02:24 PM
My mom used to always tell my sister she was like a bull in a china closet..I guess that's the same thing, eh? And no worries! I just don't want Brandon to have to share his Birthday thread
with a congrats for someone else, you know? Takes away from the love we all have for him on this special day.. :duh:Noisemonster - 1-9-2006 at 02:38 PM
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Originally posted by poobs
My mom used to always tell my sister she was like a bull in a china closet..I guess that's the same thing, eh?
I think so. it's funny because that's almost the same expression!minimandy14 - 1-9-2006 at 03:09 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! How old are you now? . . . I'm going to be 18 on the 11th! TWO MORE DAYS! But for you today. Happy Birthday, I hope you have/had
a good one!poobs - 1-9-2006 at 03:53 PM
Brandon's a sexy bitch..minimandy14 - 1-9-2006 at 04:00 PM
Neu's name is Brandon?! WOa. . . .curzy.corkey16 - 1-9-2006 at 05:00 PM
Happy B-Day Neu-Wave!!!!!!:Dpoobs - 1-9-2006 at 08:40 PM
Pictures as promised..
7cut - 1-10-2006 at 03:18 AM
Herzlichen Glückwunsch zum Geburtstag!!!
Ich hoffe, Sie feiern schön mit zahlreichen Freunden im zauberhaften Kalifornien. Auf Ihr Wohl!
[Edited on 10-1-2006 by 7cut]Evil - 1-10-2006 at 11:07 AM
heyo!
happy birthday!seacaptain - 1-10-2006 at 01:59 PM
Happy birthday Brandon!happysmilely - 1-10-2006 at 02:56 PM
P.s. I just have one question. what is this poobs - 1-10-2006 at 03:18 PM
Noisemonster's detatchable penis..:Dminimandy14 - 1-10-2006 at 04:13 PM
I was wondering the same thing when I saw it!happysmilely - 1-10-2006 at 07:55 PM
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Originally posted by poobs
Noisemonster's detatchable penis..:D
really, I want one!
(side note:now I have to go play that song so i can get it out of my head.) minimandy14 - 1-11-2006 at 05:09 PM
What song?Noisemonster - 1-11-2006 at 05:24 PM
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Originally posted by poobs
Noisemonster's detatchable penis..:D
I'm not an alien, my penis is not green! (well, most of the time) minimandy14 - 1-11-2006 at 05:25 PM
Just when the herpes flare up right? Or you can always be like Hitler and have
Siphilus.Noisemonster - 1-11-2006 at 05:48 PM
Urrrrgh. Now I found out. That thing does the STD Dance! :duh:poobs - 1-11-2006 at 06:45 PM
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Originally posted by minimandy14
What song?
King Missile - Detatchable Penis
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.
[background singing begins: "detachable penis" over and over]
This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.
[background voices continue to sing "detachable penis" for
a while, then out]happysmilely - 1-11-2006 at 09:16 PM
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Originally posted by poobs
Quote:
Originally posted by minimandy14
What song?
King Missile - Detatchable Penis
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable........
Thank you poobs :D
yes that song.TurtleEnterprises - 1-12-2006 at 04:25 PM
SORRY IM LATE I NEVER COME AROUND THIS PLACE
BUT HAPPY BELATE BIRTHDAY NEUWAVE... <3 KISSES AND LOVE.minimandy14 - 1-12-2006 at 06:08 PM
what a lovely song. I've never heard it before. . . .poobs - 1-12-2006 at 10:37 PM
Download it..It's awesome..happysmilely - 1-13-2006 at 03:28 PM
I agree!
you can't get the full affect until you hear it.minimandy14 - 1-13-2006 at 04:27 PM
I can't unless someone sends it to me through messenger because my mom won't let me. . . . but when I get my own comp, oh man, I'm
going to be downloading illegal music like crazy. . . . fun fun.