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poobs - 7-4-2007 at 08:28 AM

So this past weekend we had our company picnic..I was ridiculously stoned when I arrived and knew I was going to have a good time..We ate while listening to children's music being played by creepy clowns..I won a trip..Good times..Then it came time for the obstacle course..It was one of those blow-up ones, you know? So I get on a team, even though the whole time I was saying I wasn't going to do it..My turn comes and I can't get over that fucking wall..My pants are falling and I'm trying and trying and all I keep thinking is what's in my signature..I swear, that got my fat ass over that wall! Aaaand I showed such fat ass to the whole company thanks to my pants being a bit too big..Embarrassing, yet so much fun!

Anywho, I was just glad I could use "Climb that wall, homo" in real life..So..I made this thread for any random stories or thoughts anyone else may have..And, really, I just wanted to share my story..Carry on..

neckbeard - 7-5-2007 at 08:47 AM

drugs are very bad.

poobs - 7-5-2007 at 05:23 PM

That they are, my friend..That. They. Are.

DoktorJesus - 7-5-2007 at 05:46 PM

Yes, very, very...erm...good?

[Edited on 6-7-2007 by DoktorJesus]

cankersaurous - 7-5-2007 at 05:58 PM

I'M ON DRUUUGS!!!


just kidding.... or am I?

[Edited on 6-7-2007 by cankersaurous]

poobs - 7-5-2007 at 07:50 PM

SKG - 7-5-2007 at 08:11 PM

lmao, that smiley kicks ass

poobs - 7-6-2007 at 06:08 AM

So one of my friends thought that LOL stood for lots of laughs..I didn't have the heart to tell her that she was wrong..So then my sister and I started making up things for ROFL and we laughed and laughed..That's my story..Now I'm going to make my morning Cosby kid drop off at the pool..

neckbeard - 7-6-2007 at 09:49 AM

come on....

corkey16 - 7-6-2007 at 10:16 AM

Poobs gotta take a dump!!!!

SKG - 7-6-2007 at 10:58 AM

how lovely

poobs - 7-6-2007 at 10:29 PM

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Originally posted by SKG
how lovely


It was actually..I think I dropped about 30 pounds..I always poo before work cuz I hate doing it there..:rolleyes:

corkey16 - 7-7-2007 at 08:30 AM

Thanks for sharing Poobs! ;):P:D

SKG - 7-7-2007 at 11:21 AM

i saw the nastiest thing ever this morning.

k, so i was sitting watching Live Earth. then my brother runs out of the bathroom and says "GO LOOK IN THE TOILET" and im like dude, im sorry if i took a crap and forgot to flush. and he said "oh no it wasnt u.." so i go in the bathroom to look and my sister left her bloody tampon in the toilet. disquesting.. i never knew there was that much blood. lmao. so we played rock paper sisors to see who had to flush it. i lost. and almost threw up. he laughed at me.

corkey16 - 7-7-2007 at 09:43 PM

I had the Drunken Poops today!!! Yay!!!

poobs - 7-8-2007 at 09:34 AM

I got someone's car towed Friday night..Mwwahahaaa!!

poobs - 7-8-2007 at 09:35 AM

Fuck..I really need to find some shrooms..

neckbeard - 7-8-2007 at 09:49 AM

you're all so freakin weird.

but so am i..

SKG - 7-8-2007 at 10:39 AM

^
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weirdest.

hahaha. im sorry, i cant help myself sometimes. :D

corkey16 - 7-8-2007 at 04:27 PM

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Originally posted by poobs
I got someone's car towed Friday night..Mwwahahaaa!!


:o How? What happen?

poobs - 7-8-2007 at 04:39 PM

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Originally posted by corkey16
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Originally posted by poobs
I got someone's car towed Friday night..Mwwahahaaa!!


:o How? What happen?


I came home from my friend's house and someone was in my designated parking spot..I waited like an hour before I called security and they told me to call the tow company..I felt bad, but fuck it..Signs are clearly posted..:P

corkey16 - 7-8-2007 at 04:49 PM

Didn't know you could do that! Man, I should have thought of that when I use to live in apartments. Stupid people use to steal my parking place all the time. I just got mad one day and keyed one of there cars.:D

SKG - 7-8-2007 at 06:18 PM

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Originally posted by corkey16
Didn't know you could do that! Man, I should have thought of that when I use to live in apartments. Stupid people use to steal my parking place all the time. I just got mad one day and keyed one of there cars.:D


id rather key their car. haha. its funner

poobs - 7-9-2007 at 04:18 PM

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Originally posted by SKG
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Originally posted by corkey16
Didn't know you could do that! Man, I should have thought of that when I use to live in apartments. Stupid people use to steal my parking place all the time. I just got mad one day and keyed one of there cars.:D


id rather key their car. haha. its funner


But that's damaging someone else's property..That's not fun..At least, not to an adult..:P

SKG - 7-9-2007 at 07:32 PM

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Originally posted by SKG
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Originally posted by corkey16
Didn't know you could do that! Man, I should have thought of that when I use to live in apartments. Stupid people use to steal my parking place all the time. I just got mad one day and keyed one of there cars.:D


id rather key their car. haha. its funner


But that's damaging someone else's property..That's not fun..At least, not to an adult..:P


well im still a child. haha. and i can see how getting someone towed can be fun too. they get pissed and then have to go out of their way to get the car. lol

SKG - 7-9-2007 at 10:45 PM

pooooooooooobs. hehe

do u have

Dancing in Rain
Out of Tune
Oxygen
Step Right Up
Whatever

or any other rare demos?

i no this isnt the right spot to post stuff like these but i have to no. do these songs exist?

poobs - 7-13-2007 at 06:08 AM

I don't think I have those..Sorry.. :)

I finally got my effing child support!! The last check I got was in March!! That piece of shit..:ticking: He still owes over $13,000..He'll be paying until he drops dead..Take a note, boys..Just take care of your responsibilities!! :mad:

SKG - 7-13-2007 at 12:40 PM

im greatful to be a dude. we can pee standing up. we have midlife crisis' and get nice cars. lifes gonna be great.