I love this show so much and I figured since i knwo some other people here like it, i might as well start a thread.
George Michael: I bought you a wedding ring...tonepoobs - 4-21-2008 at 12:17 PM
I feel like we had one of these before! I could totally be wrong..
Tobias - "Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of
a mess on my hands."
Another Tobias - "Oh Tobias! You blowhard!"Delta - 4-21-2008 at 12:53 PM
I no dust buster anymore!
Fine, Ill dust buster!poobs - 4-21-2008 at 01:05 PM
Narrator: Due to poor acting, the burden of the story was placed on the narrator.
Scandalmakers Narrator: ...only to be found hiding under one of the homes that he himself built.
Narrator: He was actually found in a hole near the house, but this inattention to detail was typical of the laziness the show’s narrator was known
for.poobs - 4-21-2008 at 01:11 PM
George Michael: No, the problem is stupid, the girl isn’t stupid.
Narrator: But if they ever had a child, it would be. Because the girl was his cousin Maeby.Delta - 4-21-2008 at 01:17 PM
Gob: Cawca cawca cawca cawcaChachi
Lindsy: chachi chachi chachi
George Senior: coo coo ca cha coo coo ca cha
Luciel: A coodle doodle doo a coodle doodle dooDelta - 4-21-2008 at 01:19 PM
George Senior: I i know a guy who knws hwo to get in contact with her, his name is frank.
Michael: thats Gobs pupet dad
George:... im going to prison
Oscar: o oscar when will you learn theres no such thing as free shrimp!
Luceil: You boys know how to shovel coal?
Narrator: i dont even want to think what they thought that meant.poobs - 4-21-2008 at 03:24 PM
"We're just blowing through naptime, aren't we?"
"Everyone’s laughing and riding and cornholing except Buster."Delta - 4-21-2008 at 03:31 PM
what did you expect mohter, im half machine.... IM A MONTSER!!!
Ill give you $1000 to touch me
o my god its my husband!
shit your married to carl weathers?poobs - 4-21-2008 at 03:44 PM
It walked on my pillow!
Say goodbye to THESE!!12Equals3 - 4-21-2008 at 05:01 PM
"Isn't this great, we're slave buddies!"-BusterDelta - 4-22-2008 at 05:47 AM
I got this seal for markmanship, no if youll excuse me mother, theyre putting me in something called Hero squadpoobs - 4-22-2008 at 07:26 AM
And the gorilla is for sandracing..
G.O.B.: W-Worse that can happen is can I spill some on my $3,000 suit. Come on! Oh, yeah, yeah. The guy in the... the $4,000 suit is holding the
elevator for a guy who doesn’t make that in three months. Come on! Oh. Why don’t I just take a whiz through this $5,000 suit?!Delta - 4-22-2008 at 09:26 AM
...come on!
I made a huge tiny mistake Micahelpoobs - 4-22-2008 at 10:07 AM
Maeby: Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the ‘T’ on it?
Michael: That’s a cross.
Maeby: Across from where?
(I used to have that as my sig for a while..)poobs - 4-22-2008 at 10:09 AM
George Michael: I have Pop-Pop in the attic.
Michael: What? The mere fact that you call making love “Pop-Pop” tells me you’re not ready.Delta - 4-22-2008 at 10:35 AM
George michael? Thats like comparing apples to some fruit no one has ever heard of.Delta - 4-22-2008 at 10:38 AM
Lindsy: Woa looks whos riding that hog in the back!
Michael: GEROGE MICHAEL!
Geroge Michael (sitting next to ann): what?
Micahel: ...20 miles to lego land!poobs - 4-22-2008 at 10:51 PM
Maeby: My mom signed me out of school early, so then she wouldn’t have to pick me up later, so then she wouldn’t be late for the Christmas party.
Michael: That’s about the worst thing I’ve ever heard.
Maeby: I had to drive because she had a little bit of a buzz on.
Michael: No, that’s it.Delta - 4-23-2008 at 12:29 PM
Lindsy: I got out some of that old ham we had and im boiling it in water. Guess what i call it?
Michael: soup?
Lindsy: No... Hot ham water!
Buster: mm this is good, its watery but with a SMACK of ham to it.anabanana8915 - 4-23-2008 at 09:39 PM
tobias: oh my godd! were having a fire!.....sale. it burns!
[Edited on 4/24/2008 by anabanana8915]Evil - 4-25-2008 at 02:56 AM
I DON'T WANT NO PART OF YOUR TIGHT ASS COUNTRY CLUB, YOU FREAK BITCH !poobs - 4-25-2008 at 06:58 AM
Tobias: I’m sorry, Ted?
Ted: Yes.
Tobias: Is it? Ted. Did Ted make an appointment?
Ted: No, I just work down the hall...
Tobias: No. Well, then Ted can get the hell out of this office! You get the hell out! (Kicks chair.) And that’s how you keep out unwanted visitors.Delta - 4-25-2008 at 09:24 PM
Gob: I F*cked KITTY!
Gob: Look at us michael crying like a bunch of little girls
Michael: Your the only one crying buddy
George Senior: Stop licking my hand you horses ass@Delta - 4-28-2008 at 06:17 PM
heh heh under my username it says "worlds first analrapist" :PSKG - 4-28-2008 at 07:40 PM
wouldn't surprise me :D
jk jk:roll::roll::roll:SKG - 4-28-2008 at 07:41 PM
PHOB, CAN I HAVE A NEW CUSTOM STATUS?
haha, i'm yelling it out like i'm trying to talk to god or something Sarbear - 4-29-2008 at 03:20 AM
you already have one.SKG - 4-29-2008 at 06:25 AM
but i want a new oneeeee. pleaseeeepoobs - 4-29-2008 at 12:58 PM
Don't be greedy..:regan::wink1:poobs - 4-29-2008 at 01:02 PM
There’s no “I” in “Teamocil”
At least not where you’d thinkJunoRedneck - 4-29-2008 at 02:03 PM
Gob: So now you LOVE the ten commandments. And yet you're the one who so conveniently forgot "Thou shalt protect thy father and honor no one above him
unless it be-ith me, thy sweet Lord."
Michael: I'm not sure that one made it down the mountain, Gob.JunoRedneck - 4-29-2008 at 02:05 PM
I don't have a custom status either.
But the pressure of choosing a new one is too overwhelming.
So, I'm just gonna leave it.Delta - 4-30-2008 at 06:24 AM
Whats out for the poppins!robotkelsey - 7-1-2008 at 08:28 PM
in the most delicious waaaay! - mrs. featherbottom
"for british eyes only"
gob - "what were you doing in a drag club"
barry - "wow... you should be the lawyer"Delta - 7-1-2008 at 09:30 PM
"mcihael do you want another banger in the mouth? O im sorry you call it a sausage in the mouth"
"no...we just call them sausages"
or when tobias jump off the the railing w. the unbrella and slams into the tabel and breaks it "ooo oooo we shant tell your mother about this"poobs - 7-1-2008 at 09:32 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Delta
or when tobias jump off the the railing w. the unbrella and slams into the tabel and breaks it "ooo oooo we shant tell your mother about this"
Probably in my top 5 favorite moments..Delta - 7-1-2008 at 09:36 PM
"o god monster!"
"stop screaming, its nto scary"poobs - 7-1-2008 at 09:40 PM
Everyone’s laughing and riding and cornholing except Buster..Delta - 7-1-2008 at 09:43 PM
michael "you were flying today buddy"
buster "yes but maybe a little too close to the sun"
Lucele "You let him out into the sun?!"poobs - 7-1-2008 at 09:53 PM
My gut is telling me no. But my gut is also very hungry.robotkelsey - 7-1-2008 at 10:41 PM
her?Delta - 7-1-2008 at 10:47 PM
Barry zuckercorn "your not one fo those dudes dressed up liek a woman r u?"
whore- "no baby im all woman"
barry drives away
barry "o yeah iwas in a very important meeting"
(shows picture of truck stop"
(barry hits tobias when hes painted blue following lindsy at dusk) "what the hell was that?!poobs - 8-21-2008 at 04:41 PM
Look! It's Gob doing tricks! I mean..Illusions!!
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