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[*] posted on 3-14-2005 at 06:59 AM


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[*] posted on 3-14-2005 at 07:31 AM


IMS stand for Irritable Male Syndrome. It's when men have Depression, fatigue, irritability, loss of sex drive and even hot flashes. Yep, even men have problems.:yes:
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[*] posted on 3-14-2005 at 02:10 PM


:yes:



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[*] posted on 3-14-2005 at 06:20 PM


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Hence the towel.. :rolleyes::) All I know is that nothing will stop me from getting some if I'm in the mood..:yes:


Amen to that Poobies
I'm like a friggin' sex fiend, I think my boyfriend gets sick of it. .......:no:
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[*] posted on 3-14-2005 at 07:00 PM


:lol::lol::lol: How could you get sick of some Robotic ass?? I know I never would.. ;)



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[*] posted on 3-14-2005 at 10:21 PM


me neither.:)
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[*] posted on 3-15-2005 at 07:23 AM


I ask my husband about all that and he said that actually men get off better when a girls on the rag because it's already lubercated. How weird.:no:

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[*] posted on 3-15-2005 at 06:31 PM


;) heeeeey
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[*] posted on 3-15-2005 at 07:29 PM


Thats what I heard too, but I don't think I would ever try that, I think its kinda icky.



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[*] posted on 3-16-2005 at 06:59 AM


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I ask my husband about all that and he said that actually men get off better when a girls on the rag because it's already lubercated. How weird.:no:

[Edited on 15-3-2005 by corkey16]


thats weird, is the girl normally not excited enough when theyre about to have sex then :S?



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[*] posted on 3-16-2005 at 08:04 AM


Well, it's just us girls, well some of us, fell non-sexy when we are on the rag.:no:
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[*] posted on 3-16-2005 at 09:50 AM


Not sexy when you're on the rag?? But that's the only time you can do the strawberry shake!!! :wow:



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[*] posted on 3-16-2005 at 11:18 AM


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Well, it's just us girls, well some of us, fell non-sexy when we are on the rag.:no:


oh yeah, i know what you mean, but the way you said it its like theyre not lubricated enough when theyre not on the rag, you know




and poobs, do tell me, how exactly does one 'strawberry shake' :duh:



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[*] posted on 3-16-2005 at 12:49 PM


You do 69 and when your mouth is full of his love juice, you guys kiss so the blood from you and his potion mix together like a strawberry shake..:yes:

Soooooooo fucking gross..I read it in some random college paper when I was visiting Berkeley..:no:



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[*] posted on 3-16-2005 at 01:35 PM


:lol: oh my, i thought it was just a random thing you made up!
well, i do see myself as openminded, but thats one thing ill never try!



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[*] posted on 3-16-2005 at 01:51 PM


delish.



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[*] posted on 3-16-2005 at 02:19 PM


Thank you for making me puke.
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[*] posted on 3-16-2005 at 02:21 PM


Anytime..Shall I tell you the one about eating out a corpse?? :duh:



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[*] posted on 3-16-2005 at 02:26 PM


Please, no.
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[*] posted on 3-16-2005 at 08:45 PM


Icky. Icky. Icky. Icky. Icky. Icky. Icky. Icky. Icky. Icky. Icky.



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[*] posted on 3-17-2005 at 04:58 AM


i rather stick with REAL strawberry shakes.





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[*] posted on 3-17-2005 at 10:55 AM


me too.
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[*] posted on 3-17-2005 at 10:58 AM


I wanna know about the corpse. :D:o
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[*] posted on 3-17-2005 at 10:59 AM


:lol: I've become a bit curious myself. I have a strong stomach. I think I can take it.



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[*] posted on 3-17-2005 at 11:14 AM


Speaking of strong stomach, i was at work today and this guy, very cute by the way, smelled very weird. it was like ass mixed with farts, bulls breath, and old people. It smelled pretty bad and i walk to him to ask him if he need any help, and vomit right by him. Two other people did the same thing........Them he let out this skinky loud fart.:lol:
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